Hello :)

Sometimes I remember the whole clown husbandry thing that happened on tumblr years ago and i smile

We are all made from stardust. Wake up and remember who you truly are.

No puppy...I cant give you belly rubs right now, they hit the second tower.

i want an owner less in the sexual "i own you" kinda way and more in the "you're my responsibility and I'll love and take care you" kinda way

i wasn't socialized enough as a puppy

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

the ashtrays in airplane bathrooms are a fascinating harm reduction metaphor. yes it's illegal as hell to smoke in there. yes there's a smoke detector that will snitch on you the second you light up. so why is there an ashtray? because if there weren't, your single momentary dumbass crime could kill 300 people. it is fucking vital that if someone does have a lit cigarette on a plane, they have a place to safely put it out.

Women take up a small but not insignificant percentage of the population

um, source???

None. Winging it.

“i was a bad kid” bro idc if you were a child sent from hell an adult should’ve never done that to you

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

"how did you get into writing" girl i've been tormented by the visions since i was eight years old