ianto jones lovemail

funniest possible singular sentence in the english language has already been conceived n it's the first line of the tardis wiki article on "sex"

first episode of torchwood when jack says “ianto cleans up after us and gets us everywhere on time” was such a bold line when the only things we know about torchwood at this point are that they’re late to everything and the hub is covered in garbage and old takeout. ianto is doing a shit job.

one of my favorite bits in doctor who is when someone is like your time machine doesn’t work very well does it and the doctor is like Excuse You, This Is A Type 40 TARDIS That Can Go Anywhere In Time And Space. that’s like if i drove to a place where they don’t have cars but know about them and took someone for a drive and they saw cooling that only works on one setting and heat that barely works and a broken cd player despite the functioning tape deck and shaky brakes and they went mate your cars a bit shit isn’t it and you were like fuck you, this is a 2002 toyota camry, it can drive on roads

stuck in a time loop all by yourself, handsome? stuck in a time loop all by yourself, handsome? stuck in a time loop all by yourself, handsome? stuck in a time loop all by yourself, handsome? stuck in a time loop all by yourself, handsome? stuck in a time loop all by yourself, handsome?

Actually the real funniest thing about SuperWhoLock in retrospect is that fast forward 10 years from its heyday in 2012 and you got people writing impassioned essays about how an extremely dry and homophobic gay confession scene was the pinnacle of queer media on Supernatural and people writing impassioned essays about how BBC Sherlock was secretly a gay love story despite being also dry and homophobic but no one is writing an impassioned essay about how you can queue up an episode of 2007 Doctor Who on HBO Max from the comfort of your home and see John Barrowman walking around saying “I ❤️ Cock” repeatedly until someone shoots him. And them he doesn’t die because he can’t die. He cannot die