TheyCallMeBol

The main character can't fight for a month because of math

There's a trans character who can grant wishes (but watch out!)

The most powerful villain in the show dies peacefully surrounded by a loved one.

Bungee Gum has the properties of both rubber and gum

There are two blonde pretty boys who love to smile all the time. They are both evil and fucked up, but one of them is definitely more fucked up and evil.

A guy gets killed by they/them pussy and then resurrected as a bug girl

Yes, the show is about a kid finding his deadbeat dad. His dad is such a tool that a random guy punches him in the face and almost becomes president as a result.

His dad left to make a video game.

One character is so pissed off at a group of 13 people specifically, that his powers only work on them

Literally everyone in the fandom agrees that departure is the best opening. It is 100% unanimous.

A man is so scared of a butterfly that he goes bald

Stabbing yourself with a phone antennae will make you go super saiyan

There's a nuke

The main character almost kills himself playing Rock Paper Scissors on multiple occasions

The superpowered transformation sequence is one of the most heartwrenching moments of the show

The world is saved by a blind girl who's really good at Go

✨procrastinating✨

but aziraphale

aziraphale who lost crowley as an angel

and now has lost him as a demon

aziraphale "i'll fix heaven for you" and crowley "i don't need heaven, i need you" and neither of them can hear what the other is saying

and it breaks my heart

and of course aziraphale loves crowley, of course he didn't want to leave him

and of course crowley deserves all the pity he's receiving from the fandom

“Range Life” by Jordan Bolton