space and dust

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

I love you DVDs, I love you VHS Tapes, I love you Cassettes, I love you Records, I love you CDs, I love you Books, I love you Journals

I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am

every bad thing in the entire world is due to the dark sorcerer if we just kill the dark sorcerer i bet everything will be amazing something amazing will happen

practicing my hot weather affirmations. You are not evil, you are just sweating. You do not hate your friends you are just walking down a street with no shade. You aren’t anger incarnate, you just need a glass of water.

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s