TheImperfectMistake

Mouse hell and cat heaven are the same place.

This is a fucking power move

We live in a time, where humans have built a giant telescope in space, that is capable of seeing galaxies more than 13 billion light years away. Cars are starting to drive themselves and organs are grown in labs. The present is Sci-Fi AF

The gender fluid term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian

Do you think anyone has ever slapped Dawyne Johnson’s ass and made a joke about hitting rock bottom?

We live in the only era that has fat poor people.

There might have been a slave owner who purchased an abundance of slaves so that other slave owners couldn’t subject these slaves to horrible lives. If there was such a person, history would probably remember him in a negative light for owning so many slaves.

The Incredibles 2 can just be 2 hours of the Parr family chasing their flaming-laser-shooting-shape-shifting-lighting-conjuring baby around the house trying to change his diaper and I still would still pay to see it 15 times

It must have taken a long time to realise that color blindness existed.

The same adults making fun of millennials for participation trophies are the same adults calling themselves CEOs for selling makeup online