Okay HI Iâm back ! With my reformer Pilates Shane and Ilya headcanon- which obviously very important !!!
Ok so it all starts because the Cens ofc hop on the trend of making the team go and do reformer Pilates for a video right- like hilarious concept!! Big strong hockey boys trying to reformer Pilates. Harris knows itâll be a huge hit and the boys are mostly into it- willing to try it out and at the very least fuck around for a video. Shane and Ilya of course are in for the idea, Ilya thinks it will be funny to see the guys fail at it and well he know heâs not that flexible but heâs strong, heâs sure he can keep up with an exercise class. Shane is like a little excited, he loves his yoga and he has heard about the benefits of reformer Pilates. Heâs done a couple matt Pilates sessions before.
So itâs finally the day of the class and Ilya of course has found himself a baby pink tshirt that says âPilates princessâ with a little pink bow printed above the words. When he walks downstairs in it to meet Shane by the door Shane roll his eyes and does that half smile he does when heâs trying to hide a laugh and Ilya got the reaction heâd been desiring, the most important, Shaneâs- delighted and a little flushed. It could be to do with the t-shirt yes being maybe a little small to fit Ilya- it was a womanâs shirt after all, but it does cover at least his bellybutton and itâs tight over his biceps but it does fit, stretched thin- but it fits.
Ok and so they do the class and they are mostly kinda terrible, trembling and shaky as they fit their bodies into kinda awkward positions on the bed and thereâs so many props- the ball, weights, the straps, the box. One of the rookies manages to fling himself off the machine all together and that sets them into a fit of laughter that takes a while to recover from. They are all flushed and sweaty and the instructor has the patience of a saint, but also doesnât go easy on them, moving them through harder exercises with a calm little knowing grin on her face.
Ilya enjoys it, sure, he likes the challenge of making his muscles work and itâs hilarious to see the boys struggling. He wobbles a bit himself, and at one point is folded up in a way heâs sure can be right- but his real enjoyment is watching Shane. And itâs not ! A horny thing okay (well not purely, because itâs kinda always a little bit of a horny thing with Shane because itâs Shane and he looks the way he does, so itâs like a little bit a horny thing, how much he enjoys watching Shane, on the reformer next to him- the smooth movement of his muscles under the tank and gym shorts heâs wearing. The way his skin looks with a thin layer of sweat and how he looks holding a difficult position. Itâs fucking pretty Shane is always so pretty but when Ilya gets to see his strong body in use thatâs really his favourite of all) itâs about seeing how much Shane is enjoying it.
Shane is focused and loose only five minutes into the class, eyes set on the instructors movements, watching closely before he attempts the movements himself, measured and slow. Ilya loves seeing Shaneâs smile and the light in his eyes when he figures out a movement, or his soft happy âthanksâ he says quietly when the instructor walks past and compliments him on his form, calls him a natural (because Ilya knows just how much Shane glows under praise and he loves when Shane gets it- his Shane who is so clever and driven and Ilya adores seeing people recognise it in Shane, point it out to him- how great he is- and itâs the job of Ilyaâs life making sure Shane knows how good he is but he loves anyone who contributes to it.) Ilyaâs smile makes his own cheeks ache when he listens to Shane chirp Bood, voice free and being silly and playing along like he does when he feels truely comfortable.
Ilyaâs appreciation maybe strays a little too far into the horny side of things when they move on to âlegs in strapsâ and suddenly Shaneâs legs are up over his head, heâs balanced on his shoulders and held firm by his core and Ilya looks away to focus on getting his feet into the straps and he looks at the wall until he can get himself together.
Harris is so pleased with how it went, thanking the boys as they all get their shoes back on, chatting and messing about with each other. Ilya strays away from his conversation with Hayes and Hass to find Shane where heâs chatting to the instructor, a warmth in his eyes and easiness in his smile that makes Ilyaâs chest twist with joy. As Ilya could have guessed, as he lays his hand on Shaneâs lower back and comes to stand by him, hip to hip he can hear the instructor telling Shane about details of private classes. Shane is a happy light in the car on the way home, shining and chatting away in the drivers seat to Ilya about how fun that was and Ilya is more than content to listen, head turned to watch Shane, their fingers linked on his thigh.
Later, when they are out of the shower, Ilya is all hands on Shane, unable to help himself now they are alone- the images of Shane all stretched and gorgeous, sweaty and the warmth of seeing Shane full of the giddy joy heâd get when he found something new he loved, the confident glow of being good at something- it makes Ilya so fucking horny. They fuck in their bed, sheets and duvet a mess at their feet, pillow knocked off onto the bedside table, lamp slumped into the wall. And Shane has always been flexible, soft under Ilyaâs moving touches, but heâs liquid before Ilyaâs even gotten his fingers into him, heâs spread out in the sheets like scattered stars, all sweet and loose muscled, honey warm and lovely- like it usually takes a few fucks to get him to, already like that as they kiss and Ilya opens him. And then- he simply fucking folds when Ilya gathers his thighs up to drive deeper and he hooks both his knees over Ilyaâs shoulder and Ilya pressed down down until the back of Shaneâs thighs are flush with Ilyaâs hot chest and their foreheads are pressed together, panting into each others mouths and Ilya pins Shaneâs arms over his head, wrists held to the bed, watches his biceps bulk with the stretch, strain as he fidgets, wanting to touch like he always does.
They come like that, Shane folded up under Ilya and Ilya thinks if someone walked in right now they wouldnât even see Shaneâs body under his, the way Ilyaâs got him pressed in and down, maybe just his socked feet over Ilyaâs shoulder and Shaneâs says âmoreâ and ilya comes like that, hard and blood thundering in his ears, and pins Shane down into the bed hard as he comes and comes so hard Ilya sees it fleck up by his jaw and he chases it with his mouth as he lets Shaneâs wrists go. They kiss hot and messy and slow and with the taste of Shaneâs come in their mouths. They are both achy the next day, from the Pilates (and maybe a little the sex) and Shane wines about his thighs hurting, and Ilya offers to kiss it better and then they are arenât too sore to do that.
So a couple months down the line, a couple months of Shane attending private Pilates sessions once a week, leaving Ilya with a soft kiss to his head ridiculously early in the morning. A couple months of Shane coming home from Pilates as Ilya starts to wake up for the day, sometimes with a couple coffees in hand- maybe some pastries when he decides the morning needs a treat (those are Ilyaâs favourite days, when he can convince Shane to eat the treats from the bakery in bed, kiss the icing sugar off Shaneâs mouth) But he always, always comes back with a happy flushed face and calm easy set to his shoulders and all well stretched and lovely, pliable in Ilyaâs hands. The sex is always good with Shane- perfect with Shane but those days heâs so sexy abs bendy and like butter under Ilyaâs heat. Ilya starts like getting horny the night before Shaneâs class because his body is like getting programmed at this point.
All of that to say- a couple months in when a top of the line reformer bed and nice little flatscreen mounted to the wall in front of it appears- itâs not like Ilya could stop himself really. Shane is delighted when he finds it in that kinda shy way he gets when heâs really pleased, quiet and looking over it and eyeing Ilya with a warm warm grin. Ilya explains he found a very good online class subscription and that Shane can do it whenever he likes- more than just when he can fit it in to his schedule. And itâs NOT A HORNY gift. He swears to Shane when he gives him a questioning look- he loves supporting Shane with his hobbies, with what he loves and makes him glow happily. That afternoon, rather than Shane joining Ilya for his afternoon weight session he uses his new machine, and ok.
It was a bit of a horny gift- Ilya does confess it into Shaneâs sweaty hair when their afternoon gym session turns into Ilya fucking shane on the reformer bed, the springs off and Ilya gripping the shoulder rests in his big hands, using it to pull Shane down onto his cock. Shane just laughs into Ilyaâs chest, bites his peck and slaps his side with a gentle open palm. âYouâre such a pervertâ is all Shane replies and Ilya scoffs back, telling him off for being all bendy in front of Ilya- in just shorts !! Not even a shirt !! What was Ilya meant to do?
The reformer gets used 70% for Pilates and 30% for fucking. Itâs really ok by Shane, he likes a good balance after all.
