Biggest Nerd On This Website

The first thing Gabriel Lake does in this book is stall his car

Melissa Bloch is the type of person to never get sick

Good job Gabriel

You followed basic expectations you’re doing great sweetie

Kate Brooks is so California rain

Harry Ford is so so long

Melissa Bloch is so toothache

Gabriel Lake is so you are here

Mary Harper is so white noise

Exam season in the UK is just about to start so I’m currently focusing on knocking these exams out of the park so I can get back to talking about the Lincoln Rhyme books aksjdka (and Gabriel Lake and Melissa Bloch <3)

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and spoiler warnings!!!

• Lincoln calls Thom his ‘nemesis’ (the coffin dancer)

• Roland is scared of flying (the coffin dancer)

• Amelia is 5”9 (the bone collector) and it said that Mel is 2 inches shorter than her so he is 5”7 (the coffin dancer)

• Thom has a cane and is still impeccably dressed in the end of the empty chair (the empty chair)

• Mel drives a 1992 dodge (the stone monkey)

• Lincoln’s dad died of cancer (the stone monkey)

• Lon calls Rachel his ‘better other’ <3 (the stone monkey)

• Amelia is a competitive shooter (the vanished man)

• Greta and Mel do skeet shooting and wine making and Mel applies chemistry and physics to them <3 (the twelfth card)

• Lon was traumatised by the librarian’s death and kept touching the the bloodstain on his shirt (the twelfth card)

• Thom’s aunt died and he got her dog. Mel was sat feeding the dog biscuits <3 (the cold moon)

• Ron and Tony used to ride motorbikes! (the cold moon)

• Ron does gardening (the cold moon)

• Lincoln was on the varsity track team at school (the broken window)

• Rodney plays roleplaying games (the broken window)

• Thom makes his own bread <3 Greta probably bakes too because Mel asked for the recipe for her (the broken window)

• Lincoln’s middle name is Henry (the broken window)

• Mel is constantly in demand :) (the burning wire)

• The man who lied about the award took a step towards Thom so Thom squared up to him. I love him 😭 (the burning wire)

• Thom considers Lincoln to be one of his closest friends (the burning wire)

• Thom ‘abdicated his usually perfect posture’ when he was worried about Lincoln :( (the burning wire)

• Amelia was flung off a motorbike in a race when she was 22 (the kill room)

• A TV show got made about Lincoln (the kill room)

• Lincoln was really excited in the Bahamas and sent Amelia a video of a talking parrot (the kill room)

• Thom and Amelia keep their Chardonnay in the blood and tissue sample fridge (the kill room)

• Thom has a monkey tie! (the skin collector)

• Lon’s girlfriend - Rachel - is a nurse (the skin collector)

• Amelia has glasses (the steel kiss)

• Lincoln and Amelia fight over Mel like he’s a child of divorce in the start of this book because they both want him for their cases 😭 (the steel kiss)

• Mel doesn’t like lifts or escalators (the steel kiss)

• Thom makes Lincoln use his manners (the burial hour)

• Mel was hit by a shopping trolly when he was 15 and had 14 stitches on his ankle (the cutting edge)

• Lincoln’s doesn’t know what an influencer is (the midnight lock)

• Mel and Greta watch the news and listen to podcasts together <3 (the midnight lock)

• Thom didn’t hesitate when there was a gunman outside of the townhouse to protect Amelia (the midnight lock)

• Lon and Rachel compete in trivia (the watchmaker’s hand)

• Mel got really excited when he found something for the case and I thought it was adorable :) (the watchmaker’s hand)

• Mel is scared of heights (I think) (the watchmaker’s hand)

• Mel flies drones (the watchmaker’s hand)

• Ron has 2 dogs called Auggie and Daisy <3 (the watchmaker’s hand)

• Lincoln would sacrifice his life for Amelia, Mel, Lon and Ron <3 (the watchmaker’s hand)

I love them all so so much <3

I love writing angst but I quite enjoyed writing this so I’m gonna try to write more fluff :)