cool dude

hit her gpt-spot by accident and she started saying we weren't just having sex, we were teaching a masterclass on pleasure

notice how its littlest pet shop and not littlest pet shelter, littlest pet adoption center, littlest pet rehabilitation. really twisted

blonde people are so scary why cant u have a normal hair color like black or brown or green or green

theatre kids are all like “its my comfort musical” and then watch as the main character goes through genuine psychological torture for two hours that is only lightened by the fun catchy music underscoring it all

going to a restaurant solo is so funny because you feel deeply evil for taking up a four-top all for yourself. but there usually simply aren’t any smaller table options #beingevil #onatuesday #lunch

so im having a piss in the bathroom (where its supposed to go…) and these vaping godless wenches think the sound of my tinkle warrants a giggle. does anyone know how to get me in contact with some powerful etsy witches for a cheap and swift vengeance

live theatre is probably the most important thing in the world

If Grace Chasity were transmasc her pronouns would be He/Hymn

if I were a fish id be enjoying the fuck out of those dusty little fish food pellets. imagine a life where you can fly and every day wet food begins raining from the sky. such is the life of the humble pet fish

see i think when a Final Girl kills a Slasher she should automatically inherit his mantle

the sequel should reveal that the previous movie's Final Girl is the sequel's Slasher. like a curse

wait. make it a metaphor extended allegory for transitioning

going from being seen as the all american teen to being viewed as something violent and dangerous and not quite human. your very existence a threat to civilized society. the only acceptable outcome your death or imprisonment. treated like you murdered someone (the version of you that existed in other people's minds) by giving into your monstrous nature (trans). maybe do a Carrie with it and kill the transphobic bullying classmates