I Lied. I'm still here.

I the man of a million faces…. I saw a thousand and one different places…. Prioritizing fun and…

The lights are in place.

The stage is set.

The singers are ready. Now it was just down to the count of the clock before practice.

THREE!

TWO!

ON-

"HEY! I think they’re in here!" A voice was heard.

"Eh?" Hideki questioned, looking at the entrance to the Daikon farm, only to see a group of people coming in. "Could it be…"

"OUR FIRST AUDIENCE! GUYS! WE’RE MOVING UP IN THE WO-"

"Oh yeah. That is obviously them…" Margaret spoke up, while Yahtzee and Mario went up stage.

"Oh my! Is it finally time that Mako and the boys get their first gig?" The girl in pink asked, while Yahtzee started to think of something before Mario butted in.

"Eh…sorry to disappoint, but not quite. We DO need you guys to come with us though…" Mario explained, before Yahtzee knocked him on the head.

"FUCK YOU YOU RED SCARE! I WAS GOING TO LIE TO THEM AND LEAD THEM WITH US!" Yahtzee yelled at Mario, which his response was just to push Yahtzee off the stage.

"Well, we can still help you. Who knows, it may help us write inspiration for our songs…" Ichiro said as Hideki spoke us.

"Inspiration?!? May be good, but the only kind I need is a dome and Mako’s lo-" was what he managed to get out before Mako spoke up; correction, shouted out.

"FOR THE VERY LAST TIME! WE ARE COUSINS! COUSINS! PEOPLE RELATED BY BLOOD!" Mako boomed, and being near a mike didn’t help the hearing of Ichiro, who just calmly reacted by holding his ears for a bit.

"I don’t know how many times I need to say it. Cousins can get married here. End of stor-" Than Mako turned on Ichiro.

"Shut up! You may still be my darling Ichiro to me, but don’t give him any idea-" Too little, too late as Hideki actually managed to hear that.

"Hold it! Is what Ichiro saying true?!?" Hideki eagerly asked, while Mako was struggling to make Ichiro unnoticed, but to no avail.

"I been saying that since episode 1, even during the time we meant the one villain that can change laws for money. It is true…" Ichiro got out, while Mako gave herself a face-palm out of anger.

"ALRIGHT! LOOK OUT MAKO’S HEART, BECAUSE I WILL COME IN FASTER THAN A BO-" and a daikon was thrown at him, causing him to fall out. "Err…the only thing that hurts worse than thinking our love could ever be, was you hurting me…" he spoke in a dazed tune.

"Well good! Because even STILL we aren’t getting hitched! Now come on, we’re going!" Mako declared, jumping off and joining the group.

"Urgh…" Hideki said before walking to the group. One obstacle closed, another one open…

"At least we don’t have to deal with that…" Ichiro spoke to Pandaikon who hopped onto his chest.

"Muu!" he spoke, as they walked off to the group, while Ichiro was humming a song.

"WHOA! BA-BOOM!" Rico shouted, as the group looked around the damaged sights of Tokyo. Rico always wanted to blow stuff up, but not to this degree...

"Oh goodness...what happened here? Did the horror of the previous events get outdone?" Private asked in sorrow, as on the horizon, something with a red tint caught the groups eye.

"LOOK GUYS! WE MISSED SOME! GET THEM!" Shouted the bears.

The dice punish me again Determining my day And every day repeating itself over...

"Uh-oh Starfy! Trouble! Quick!" Just as he said that, a thought bubble appeared in thin air, connected to Bunston, showing a dragon in it.

Starfy, well aware of the situation, quickly jumped in, and later, came out emerged as...

Monstar! "EEEYA'!" Roared the new creature, as great balls of fire engulfed the bears, stopping them on the spot.

"Nice job Starf'! Now let's find the final person and get out of he-" Just as he said that, a bright pink light appeared in the distance.

"Eh? What's that? Oh well, probably nothing impor-"

"WHY IS EVERYONE GOING OVER THERE?!?" Moe shouted in shock.

"Well, there's no sense in just staying here, so we're going over there. Who knows, maybe that girl is over there..." Rayman explained.

"Urgh...we always do things the more dangerous way, don't we?" he asked, reluctantly going with them.

Tiring and endless is game of life Everything occurring the God's whims Claiming the liks of fate in light of that...

It's sheer comedy !

*Soon*

Upon reaching the final point, Scout noticed some rather unusual things he would only find on a battlefield back at the war.

"Uh, ok, I will bite. Why is that pink light not only gone, but looking like some sort of tractor beam?" Scout asked, while the group looked forward.

"Question? Is the maiden we are seeking right in front of us?" Angelo asked, pointing to someone also looking at the light.

"Hmm..." 9-volt thought to himself, looking at her.

"Well, she DOES look like a typical main character in a anime, so maybe..." 9-volt explained.

"Well than, I guess there is only one way to know..." Margaret spoke, before deciding to walk up to her. "Excuse me ma'am."

The girl in question turned her head to face Margaret, as well as the rest of the group.

"Hmm, so what Usami said was true after all..." she spoke, eyeing the group and all their odd members.

"Very well. I guess names are in order. The name is Celestia Ludenberg, thank you all for coming to me..."

"However, I must compliment you on your excellent attire miss. I think it may be obvious on why I praise it..." Celestia spoke with a bit of a laugh, while Margaret joined in.

"Yes, I do see why you would..." she spoke, while Rayman soon cheered in the background.

"YEAH! WE DID IT! EVERYONE'S HERE..."

"Now what?" he asked, realizing they still need to go to one final place..."

Surprisingly, a hand with a wand came out of the pink light, gesturing them to come in...

And even more surprisingly, Rayman was the first one there.

"COME ON! WE ARE ALMOST DONE!" He hopped inside, as he was swiftly raised up into the sky.

"Uh, yeah, while you guys do that, I will be right here with this clam dude," Yahtzee spoke, while Moe jumped in agreement.

"FINALLY! Another person here that has some common sense!" he complimented, while he heard something in the distance, with a familiar red glow.

"AND THAT COMMON SENSE IS TELLING ME TO GET IN THAT LIGHT THING!" Moe and Yahtzee didn't need a second to think after they saw that and hopped straight inside the pink light.

"What?! How the hell are most of you still alive?! …Nevermind. That’s besides the point, I guess. Besides, I’m here on  mission!"

"ALRIGHT, YOU MISERABLE PEASANTS. Your queen COMMANDS you to like or reblog this post if you’re any sort of Dangan Ronpa RP blog! Even if you’re an OC, I don’t give a damn!"

Upon hearing such a loud noise, Celestia soon started looking around, only to find...

A younger version of what appears to be herself...

"Mm?" The black-haired gambler heard someone from behind. It sounded so…Familiar,to her,for some reason. No,it couldn’t be..! She slowly turned around and let out a silent gasp,putting her hand up on her lips. 

I wish she existed irl…

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