Ramblings of an Upstart

anyone else having a…hmm. what’s the word? Really Shit Time? 

the last part had me laughing lol facts tho she preaching 

Jesus Christ, these kids today are getting smarter and smarter

Imagine that one of the main reasons why Loki pulls pranks and cause mischief is just to impress you and make you laugh because he loves nothing more but to see your beautiful smile.

*me taking yet another buzzfeed quiz at 2am* please tell me who i am

in an attempt to appeal to the pathos of my potential employers, i wrote my resume using the same format a no-kill shelter would use to describe a geriatric dog

i am a gentle, mild-mannered young man looking for a forever job to spend the rest of my years in. though i may not be the most talented and versatile person on the job market, i’m the perfect employee for someone out there, and that someone just might be you(r company)!

this website is proof “be yourself” isnt advice applicable to everyone some of yall really just need to keep that weird shit inside til you die

@beaglebitch

This is Heaven.

*finishes coffee* I really want more coffee