Original Prankster

❝ You might belong in Hufflepuff, Where they are just and loyal, Those patient Hufflepuffs are true,...

I have been trying and trying to get George back. But each time I do, it’s like a chore to do replies or even come on here.

So I’m going to stop trying. I have other blogs that I’m having more fun with.

I’m not going to delete this blog so I can keep it for archival purposes and with the chance that I regain his muse.

If I regain his muse, then I’ll see you then. If not, it’s been a great year with you all.

If? If is good.

I'm a damsel, I'm in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day.

I tie my own sandals and everything.

It's been a real slice.

Is Wonderboy here for real?

I'm... I-I'm an action figure!

You wanted to be petty and dishonest?

Pardon me. It seems to me that what you folks need is a hero.

Ooh, I'd like to make some sweet music with him.

We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home happy. What do you say? Come on.

People do crazy things... when they're in love.

That's it. I'm movin' to Sparta.

You're really choked up about this, aren't ya?

It's all right. The sea of raging hormones has ebbed.

No man is worth the aggravation.

Oh, you know what slipped my mind? You'll be dead before you can get to her.

I own you!

You'll work yourself to death. Hah. Work yourself to death.

You sold your soul to me to save your boyfriend's life.

Father, this is the moment I've always dreamed of.