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Game Changer & Make Some Noise

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YOU ARE THE REASON
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I hate that Dallas Kent shares half a name with my sweet innocent angel Kent Parson, I can't just write "Kent took Crowell's dick like a whore" because Parse would be too busy orchestrating a series of seemingly random events to have Harris' apples in Bitty's pies while Dallas takes Crowell's dick up his arse like a whore.
The most aggressively heterosexual key holder I've ever had the misfortune of finding in a Charity Shop. @shiftythrifting
ladies, if she
likes caviar and cigarettes
is well versed in etiquette
is extraordinarily nice
shes not your girl. shes a killer queen, gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser bean, guaranteed to blow your mind
Do you like this song? #885
Yes I like it, I already know it
Yes I like it, first time listening
No I don't like it, I already know it
No I don't like it, first time listening
✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖
✨ Artists and titles will be revealed with the full song after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update!
⚠️➡️ Yes, spoilers includes posting the lyrics. Please don't spoil. There are other ways to have fun with the post if you reblog it, maybe be sneaky/witty about it with obscure references. Have fun while following the rules! 😄💖 Fandom blogs/communities are welcome to reblog, but please keep that as far as it goes with spoilers!

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But why that color for the curtains in that meme about English Literature teachers?
Or, to ask it another way: would it be as convincingly ridiculous to ask why the curtains are electric pink with yellow polka dots? Or if the curtains were traffic safety cone orange?
Is it only possible to present "Why are the curtains blue?" as a superficial question looking for a deep answer because blue is categorized as a mundane color in our culture?
Okay, Capri, now you're just being silly.
What color are your curtains?
Blue
Red
Yellow
Green
Orange
Purple
Black
White
Grey
Psychedelic Rainbow
No curtains. I live in a fishbowl
And would you like a word with The Management Author about them?
Quoted tags:
#mine are red and sort of velvety and I don't think what they say about me is particularly mysterious #(they also sold themselves as blackout curtains but uhh that is NOT true so my room is bathed in red light every afternoon and evening)
Okay. So if I were writing a story and included that detail about your curtains, I would choose that to illustrate a frustrating / oppressive living situation for my protagonist (Someone who wants and needs to moments of shutting out influence from Society, in order to get some respite and peace, but their best attempt only leads that sanctuary to be bathed in the color of anger).
That sound about right?
Eva Stratt idk how anyone can hate you. The woman you are!!!
Oh sieh nur! Es hat schon wieder kackundfickzig Grad!
the girl in the mirror
If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

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Do you like this song? #876
Yes I like it, I already know it
Yes I like it, first time listening
No I don't like it, I already know it
No I don't like it, first time listening
The Decemberists - Eli, the Barrow Boy 2005
The Decemberists are an American indie rockband from Portland, Oregon, formed in 2000. As of 2024, the band has released nine studio albums with their lyrics often focusing on historical incidents and folklore. Audience participation is a part of their live performances, typically during encores. The band stages whimsical reenactments of sea battles and other centuries-old events, typically of regional interest, or acts out songs with members of the crowd.
Picaresque is their third studio album, released in 2005. The word "picaresque" refers to a form of satirical prose originating in Spain, depicting realistically and often humorously the adventures of a low-born, roguish hero living by their wits in a corrupt society. To facilitate the creative process and avoid creative block, band members filled a used bike helmet with slips of paper listing strategies and ideas to try out. Non-traditional rock instruments used in the album's recording included an accordion and a hurdy-gurdy. The album was produced by Chris Walla, also the guitarist for the band Death Cab for Cutie.
"Eli, the Barrow Boy" received a total of 71,8% yes votes!
I know I'm asking a biased crowd (my followers) but please answer the following:
Do you use the library?
yes
no
No nuance. Once every three years to print is using your library.
I got more
if yes, what do you primarily use your library for?
checking out physical materials
checking out digital materials
access to resources in branch (printing, maker spaces, microfiche, etc)
access to digital resources (research databases, streaming, etc)
programs (book clubs, art programs, etc)
I voted no
Hello I went down a wikipedia rabbit hole for a silly tumbr post about "what's the oldest building you can walk to" and I went from there over "mos teutonicus" (boiling flesh of the bones to transport a dead monarch over long distances for burial) and now I am reading about Zita von Bourbon-Parma
Inspired by my walking past a home built in 1754 in my new neighborhood, which isn't even the oldest building in the city. As someone born and raised in the Western US (where we do have some very old buildings, contrary to popular belief, just not in the middle of most cities), it made me curious!
When was the oldest extant building you can reasonably walk to from your home built?
20th century
19th century
18th century
17th century
16th century
15th century
14th century
13th century
12th century
11th century
10th century or before
(Use your judgement for definitions of "extant," it doesn't have to be used for its original purpose but my intention is a building that could theoretically still be used, not just the remnants of one.)
Irgendwie werden wir heutzutage viel zu oft gedingst, aber nicht oft genug gebumst.

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reblog to tell your mutual you’re proud of them and it’ll all work out
Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.