Mr. City

#mr city was my father please call me owl

I’m at a wealthy middle-aged christmas party with my best friend a woman came up to me and said “you have to try the gouda” and I said “is it firm?” and she said “yes I wouldn’t have anything less” and we both threw our heads back and laughed and I’m still not sure why

Rest in power

May his memory be a blessing.

When people say “It’s 2018, nobody cares if you’re gay or not.” They don’t even know

I read somewhere that punks wore spikes for the specific purpose of fucking up nazis

Yeah. No one wants to punch a spiked jacket. Chains on the arms, or wrapped around the upper arm/armpit through the epulets? Easily accessible weapons, because getting hit with a chain hurts. Multiple chunky watches? They make great improvised knuckle dusters. And all of those are often cheap, and not often realized to be more than just an accessory. Also, leather jackets make great cut resistant (and to a lesser amount, stab and bludgeon resistant) armor.

They’re literal warriors basically

hot take: the capitalist cultural construction of “humans are naturally greedy and self-centered” is just an attenuated version of the feudal christian construction of “humans are inherently sinful”; both are designed to make people internalize cultural problems and externalize morality.

building off that hot take: western individualism (the American Dream, meritocracy, “pull yourself up by your bootstraps” mentality) is actually a hopelessly sentimental cultural fantasy that stems from this toxic capitalist conceit, and it’s high time we start admitting in our personal lives and in our public policy that humans actually live in dynamic and overlapping webs of inter-dependency

Capitalism’s meritocracy only gives assistance to those who can prove that they don’t need it in the first place.

now he’s googling “child falls from monkey” and apparently the only thing that pops up is Fall Out Boy’s “Thnks Fr th Mmrs”

 I M  L AHUGNI N G SO H ARD  HE WENT INTO THE KITCHEN LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO AND STARTED A CONVERSATION WITH MY MOM AND I HEARD HIM JUST STOP MID SENTENCE AND THEN SHOUT “FUCKING MONKEY BARS” 

this was a post meant for like 6 people who actually know my brother and now this is the only image he has on this site he’s the “monkey protocol” guy for almost 100,000 people I give up

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

I choked, who is this man cause I love him.

The guitarist from Rage Against The Machine which has always been political so like??? Fake fans….

They are called.. rage against the machine…