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Um, hi…can I go to the bathroom?

I didn’t want to ask, but I haven’t gone in hours. Plus, I was really thirsty earlier and had a lot to drink. All that coffee and water has gone right through me.

What, I can’t go? Seriously? I really have to pee. Look, I’m trying not to move around too much, but it’s getting hard to sit still and concentrate. I wouldn’t have asked if I didn’t really need to go.

Come on. Please? Okay, I’ll wait.

It’s been a few minutes, can I go now? You can’t see this from where you are, but I’ve been holding myself for the last few minutes. I seriously can’t stop moving my foot, and look how tightly I’m pressing my legs together. I’m not kidding around here. I really have to go! Please?

Seriously, it’s embarrassing to say this but I don’t know how much longer I can hold it. I’ve really got to use the bathroom soon. I literally feel like I’m going to start peeing any second.

No? Fine! I’ll hold it.

Oh my god please just let me go to the bathroom! I’m seriously having trouble holding on. I feel like I’m…oh fuck I think some came out. Please can I go?

You’ve got to let me go, I really can’t last much long…fuck please it’s starting to come out! I’m going to have an accident if you don’t let me go. No, I’m not exaggerating! Please let me go to the bathroom! I can’t hold it much longer!

no no no stop it

stop it

fuck I can’t hold it

oh fuck I’m peeing

it’s not stopping I’m sorry I can’t stop it I’m having an accident oh god

it’s still coming out okay okay stop it

you should drink enough to be full. if you don’t like beer, drink a glass of water with every second shot. if you’re not drinking a lot, there’s no reason for you to pee; if you drink a lot, you’ll be bursting by the end of the night. but that’s what you want, isn’t it? you want to squirm in the back of the uber. you want to find yourself fidgeting while you wait for your friends to get out of the bathroom. boy, that line looks long. you want your belly hard and swollen and aching; you want to have to bend over slightly while you try not to do a full-on pee dance in public. you want to be able to look back at photos of the night and notice your bulging belly in every one; how you have your hand on your pussy in a few pics.

Timing so that it happens in your sleep: oh, you poor thing, nightly ruined finishes, making a mess in your panties? Or worse, you get jolted out of sleep for it exactly too late to prevent it or enjoy yourself! How sad 🤭

Timing it intentionally to set yourself up for fun: maybe try to aim for mid-play session with a friend! Or so that you're positioned for maximum humiliation, trying not to make a peep in public.

No impact on libido: maybe you think you're in the clear with a low libido, but, oops! You slipped up again because you so rarely think about jerking off, and now you're cumming handsfree, confused for a split second before the rushing dread of inevitability that feels better every time...

Slightly off 24hr timer: how much of a nightmare would 20 or 16 hours be? One slip up and suddenly you realize with sinking terror, doing mental math in the middle of a work meeting, realizing you're seconds away from embarrassing yourself unless you can hide your tells!

Step one: Get yourself to about a 5/10, then open up a video game that is fairly open world. Keep drinking and playing until you're really wanting to pee.

Step two: Find a place in game that your character would be able to relieve themselves. The designation of this is up to you. My game of choice is Fallout, and I like to try to find the remains of a bathroom with a toilet, but you can really adapt this to a variety of open world games.

Step 3: open your first Roulette Wheel, which tells you if you get to use the bathroom on that trip or have to spin again later. This is mine, for reference

Step 3: If you land on "go to the bathroom", congrats! You get to piss! But wait, there's a second roulette wheel you must pass first, which tells you where and how much you get to go. Again, mine is below for reference

I had a slightly different methodology on things. I will generally be using rapid desperation technique and will be pretty wound up, so I'm using a lot shorter timers. The longest being 5 minutes. But these are 5 minutes you have to stay and wait by that damn pee spot.

I'm also not just going "Yeah, you get to pee now", the second wheel has a bunch of options that aren't just relief. This is more of a challenge thing. Here are my two wheels:

Safe spot wheel

Action wheel

Now, I will personally be mixing drinking water with sports drinks to be safe with the mineral balance, but if anyone else wants to do this, drink whatever you want!