Surr3alist

Aries: Insensitive jackass who becomes even more of a jackass when things don't go their way

Taurus: Stubborn as f*ck prick who wants to boss everyone around but when the shoe is on the other foot, they're not having it

Gemini: Talks all the time about nothing so they can sound more intellectual than they actually are

Cancer: Puts the "need" in needy and always, always, always has a tissue ready for their never ending flow of tears

Leo: Can you see me? Where's the camera? Yea...that.

Virgo: Pushy and picky perfectionist who can dish it but can't take it

Libra: The extra flirty and loud pushover who minds other people business instead of taking care of their own

Scorpio: See that slash in your tire? Scorpio did that.

Sagittarius: Has a lot to say but gets all defensive and emotional on the inside if someone says something they don't like

Capricorn: No time for nothing or no one, unless it benefits them in some way

Aquarius: Doesn't give a damn about your feelings. Why are you next to me? Yea...that.