Relena of the House Baratheon

“Would you like to dance?”

“I really hate dancing, so don’t even think about asking!”

“I’ve got two left feet when it comes to dancing.”

“Take my hand and I’ll have you flying on the dance floor.”

“I drank way too much, I think the world is spinning.”

“Where are the drinks? I’ve been trying to find them all night.”

“I don’t really drink, so this is probably going to be a long night.”

“Oh, I really like the bubbly stuff best, how about you?”

“I’m not old enough to drink yet.”

“You look….really amazing, wow. I’m speechless.”

“Where did you find that little number? Damn, you clean up nice!”

“Oh, honey, that outfit…it’s so not you.”

“Wow, where did you get that stuff from, the thrift store? You look cheap.”

“Oh, my god, that’s such an accurate costume. You look really good in your bitch costume.”

“You know when midnight comes, apparently that’s the most romantic dance…”

“When midnight comes…can I have a kiss?”

“When midnight comes….we’re going to go and kill the target since everyone will be distracted.”

“When midnight comes I’m going to dump pig’s blood on them.”

“Oh, hang on, you dropped your mask…oh, it’s you.”

“Hello, stranger. Care to keep me company?”

“Your costume is a bit undone, let me help you fix it.”

“I wonder who you are…I’ve never connected so much with someone before.”

“Seriously? How do you even lose a shoe? You’re not Cinderella!”

“Wanna go into an alcove and make out?”

“There’s a balcony nearby if you want to go and get some air.”

“Stay close to me, I don’t want anyone else stealing you away.”

“Hey, I know you! You’re–”

“All these people here….could be friends, could be enemies. I’m nervous.”

“I don’t do so well in crowds, this is pretty intense for me.”

“I love the high energy here! I’m going to have a fun night!”

“Do you think our host will mind if I just left early?”

“Uh-oh, don’t look now, but I think the person you hate is wearing the same costume as you.”

“Do you think there are any celebrities at this masquerade? That’d be so cool.”

“I’m just here for the food, really.”

↪ A list of SENTENCES from George R. R. Martin’s novel A Clash of Kings, to be used and changed however you see fit. possible trigger WARNINGS for violent and sexual content, profanity, and alcohol.

↪ All parts can be found here.

“Would you like to dance?”

“I really hate dancing, so don’t even think about asking!”

“I’ve got two left feet when it comes to dancing.”

“Take my hand and I’ll have you flying on the dance floor.”

“I drank way too much, I think the world is spinning.”

“Where are the drinks? I’ve been trying to find them all night.”

“I don’t really drink, so this is probably going to be a long night.”

“Oh, I really like the bubbly stuff best, how about you?”

“I’m not old enough to drink yet.”

“You look….really amazing, wow. I’m speechless.”

“Where did you find that little number? Damn, you clean up nice!”

“Oh, honey, that outfit…it’s so not you.”

“Wow, where did you get that stuff from, the thrift store? You look cheap.”

“Oh, my god, that’s such an accurate costume. You look really good in your bitch costume.”

“You know when midnight comes, apparently that’s the most romantic dance…”

“When midnight comes…can I have a kiss?”

“When midnight comes….we’re going to go and kill the target since everyone will be distracted.”

“When midnight comes I’m going to dump pig’s blood on them.”

“Oh, hang on, you dropped your mask…oh, it’s you.”

“Hello, stranger. Care to keep me company?”

“Your costume is a bit undone, let me help you fix it.”

“I wonder who you are…I’ve never connected so much with someone before.”

“Seriously? How do you even lose a shoe? You’re not Cinderella!”

“Wanna go into an alcove and make out?”

“There’s a balcony nearby if you want to go and get some air.”

“Stay close to me, I don’t want anyone else stealing you away.”

“Hey, I know you! You’re–”

“All these people here….could be friends, could be enemies. I’m nervous.”

“I don’t do so well in crowds, this is pretty intense for me.”

“I love the high energy here! I’m going to have a fun night!”

“Do you think our host will mind if I just left early?”

“Uh-oh, don’t look now, but I think the person you hate is wearing the same costume as you.”

“Do you think there are any celebrities at this masquerade? That’d be so cool.”

“I’m just here for the food, really.”

“  so  obviously ,  you  know  who  we  are. ”

“ we  came  here  tonight  to  step  back  into  the  spotlight. ”

“ the  biggest  sinner  is  obvs  the  winner. ”

“ she  who  had  the  son  takes  number  one. ”

“ i’m  about  to  win  this  competition. ” 

“ since  the  day  i  arrived  in  england ,  let’s  just  say  my  faith  has  been  tested  on  more  than  one  occasion. ”

“ and  i’m  like … okay. ”

“ but  then  [name]  dies  and ,  naturally ,  i’m  in  prison  for  seven  years.  really  helped  with  the  grieving  process ,  ya  know ? ” 

“ i  just  don’t  think  i  would  look  that  good  in  a  whimple. ”  

“ will  she  be  the  one  to  win ? ” 

“ what ?  oh … sorry. ”  

“ what  a  weekend.  i’m  literally  like  dead. ”

“ [name]  was  a  massive  bi - ”

“ yeah ,  like ,  i  had  a  daughter  and  he  literally  chopped  my  head off. ”

“ i  was  lucky  in  so  many  ways. ” 

“ wow  what  a  stressful  situation  that  never  happened. ”

“ you  queens  kicked  some  major ass ! ” 

“ girl  power !  woo ! ” 

“ i  stood  by  him.  it  didn’t  matter  how  many  stupid  things  he  did ,  i  was  there  by  his  side. ” 

“ it  wasn’t  because  i  was  weak  or  scared.  but  it  was  because  i  loved  him. ” 

“ after  all ,  what  hurts  more  than  a  than  a  broken  heart ? ” 

“ the  time  has  come  for  you  to  select  your  bride ! ” 

“  i  guess  you  already  know  what  happened  next. ”

“ how  could  anyone  overcome  a  fate  as  devastating ? ” 

“ that  doesn’t  sound  difficult  at  all. ” 

“ oh  well ,  back  to  the  palace ! ” 

“ if  that  doesn’t  capture  the  audience's  hearts  than i  don’t  know  what  will. ” 

“ I  LOST  MY  HEAD ! ” 

“ your  lives  sounded  terrible … and  your  songs. ” 

“ being  rejected  for  your  looks  legitimately  sounds  really  rough … i  wouldn’t  know  anything  about  that. ” 

“ i  can’t  even  begin  to  think  of  how  i’m  going  to  compete  with  you  all … oh  wait ,  like  this. ” 

“ and  then  i  was  beheaded. ” 

“ seeing  as  i  had  the  worst  time ,  and  ya  know  by  the  rules  of  the  competition ,  i  am  now  the  leading  lady  of  the  girl  group !  hit  it ! ” 

“ you  had  it  bad ,  but  that  was  not  the  most  heart  wrenching  song  we’ve  heard  this  evening. ” 

“ excuse  me ?  were  you  not  listening  to  my  song ?  there  were  four  choruses ! ”  

“ i  was  literally  shipped  over  from  a  foreign  country ,  not  knowing  a  single  word  of  english  to  marry  some  random  dude. ” 

“ nice  neck ,  by  the  way. ” 

“ oh  boo  hoo !  baby  [name]  had  the  chickenpox  and  you  weren’t  there  to  hold  her  hand.  ya  know ,  it’s  funny  because  when  i  wanted  to  hold  my  newborn  son ,  i  died ! ” 

“ guys  i  have  the  plague ! ” 

“ it’s  time  to  decide  who  won ! ” 

“ oh !  i’m  [name].  i  draw  the  line  in  arbitrary  places. ” 

“ she  probably  doesn’t  even  had  a  story  to  tell. ” 

“ i’ll  tell  you  a  story.  take  a  seat. ” 

“ gold  star  for  [name]. ”  

“ i  had  to  keep  finding  new  husbands  to  avoid  being  ostracised. ” 

“ he  seemed  like  he  might  stick  around  for  awhile  and ,  you guessed  it ,  he  turned  out  to  be  the  love  of  my  life.  we  had  this  plan  to  get  married , actually. ” 

“ i  had  to  write  a  letter  to  [name] … ending  things. ” 

“ wait … i  don’t  get  it. ” 

“ when  we  get  together  as  a  group ,  everyone  notices  that  [name]  can’t  dance. ” 

“ yeah … i  read. ” 

“Would you like to dance?”

“I really hate dancing, so don’t even think about asking!”

“I’ve got two left feet when it comes to dancing.”

“Take my hand and I’ll have you flying on the dance floor.”

“I drank way too much, I think the world is spinning.”

“Where are the drinks? I’ve been trying to find them all night.”

“I don’t really drink, so this is probably going to be a long night.”

“Oh, I really like the bubbly stuff best, how about you?”

“I’m not old enough to drink yet.”

“You look….really amazing, wow. I’m speechless.”

“Where did you find that little number? Damn, you clean up nice!”

“Oh, honey, that outfit…it’s so not you.”

“Wow, where did you get that stuff from, the thrift store? You look cheap.”

“Oh, my god, that’s such an accurate costume. You look really good in your bitch costume.”

“You know when midnight comes, apparently that’s the most romantic dance…”

“When midnight comes…can I have a kiss?”

“When midnight comes….we’re going to go and kill the target since everyone will be distracted.”

“When midnight comes I’m going to dump pig’s blood on them.”

“Oh, hang on, you dropped your mask…oh, it’s you.”

“Hello, stranger. Care to keep me company?”

“Your costume is a bit undone, let me help you fix it.”

“I wonder who you are…I’ve never connected so much with someone before.”

“Seriously? How do you even lose a shoe? You’re not Cinderella!”

“Wanna go into an alcove and make out?”

“There’s a balcony nearby if you want to go and get some air.”

“Stay close to me, I don’t want anyone else stealing you away.”

“Hey, I know you! You’re–”

“All these people here….could be friends, could be enemies. I’m nervous.”

“I don’t do so well in crowds, this is pretty intense for me.”

“I love the high energy here! I’m going to have a fun night!”

“Do you think our host will mind if I just left early?”

“Uh-oh, don’t look now, but I think the person you hate is wearing the same costume as you.”

“Do you think there are any celebrities at this masquerade? That’d be so cool.”

“I’m just here for the food, really.”