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My 9yo recently mentioned furries, so with studied casualness I asked him, “What’s a furry?” and he answered, “They’re… I don’t really know what they are, but they’re something like a highly fantasized group of people who believe in fluffiness.”
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“Mommy, what’s that thing they use in—what’s the movie that Luke’s from? Yeah. Star Wars. What’s the thing they use in that movie? Yeah. Look! This thing here looks like a light saber!”
The eternal game of Jaffathooon Taboo continues, but I have been dethroned as the champion
it's nice to have friends, and it's particularly nice when friends from writing groups send you random snippets of craft books that relate to some poem you worked on a while ago and thought no-one would ever remember
We are mostly boycotting Amazon, but still have Prime for various boring reasons. So sometimes I order medical supplies and things like that for loved ones. Today I got an urgent message from the maternal unit:
Sarah: I’ve just sent an email request for something from Uncle Jeff. I need it in a hurry. Please
Quickly rush to my inbox, where I find this:
(Driving to see Mae Martin)
Leah: Maria, do want me to read out the menu?
Maria: Yes.Â
Leah: Okay: “Slurp Station cherry blossom magnet, pink. Give it a spin and watch the cherry blossoms fall like spring rain over the Seattle skyline.” Does that sound like what you want?
Maria: Hmm. What other magnets do they have?
Leah: They have one in blue, but it’s sold out…
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An egyptian cosmetic bottle in shape of a Fish, dated (1550-1292 BC) - 18th Dynasty - was found buried under floor of a house in el-Amarna, Nile region, Egypt.
Made of polychrome glass on blue, white, yellow and turquoise blue.
^^^ This post gave me such a start, because when I was in elementary school I made a papier-mâché version of this artifact, but then it lived in our family home for so many decades that I kinda forgot it was a recreation—so at first glance I thought someone had posted a picture of my own ancient fish.
Conversations with Christine
KJ: i like how we went from "christine needs to study clowning" to "we're all gonna die and only our piles of abandoned stuff will mark our graves" Christine: They're closely connected Christine: Clowning is an ancient art Christine: And we've been dying since the dawn of time KJ: our mortality is the one true cosmic joke Christine: We all get to be funny at least once KJ: that's actually really beautiful
I rounded the corner at Costco and was confronted by a wall of nightmare cereal
I love my neighborhood
Mark: Should I get carrots? Will you actually eat them? KJ: I love carrots and am trying to eat more vegetables, I just never remember they exist. Mark: What would help you remember and/or actually eat them? KJ: Hmm. If they were pre-chopped, that would help. And if they were visible. Like in a clear container? Or labeled. Or if there was a reminder label on the fridge or something.
Mark, 24 hours later:
(I still didn't notice.)
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currently imagining an alternate version of Buffy the Vampire Slayer where everything is exactly the same except “Buffy” is short for “Buffalo”
Noticing that I have a duplicate of a video: "I wonder why I have two? What folders are they in?"
"Okay, yes, that makes sense, what about the other one?"
"Uh-oh..."
Notes from a plane
Katie: Mountains say hi XJ: Whoa!!! So clear out! Katie: Yeah, it's beautiful Katie: It's so weird how I'm the only person that's ever noticed that the PNW is beautiful XJ: I'll have to check it out sometime Katie: Recommended! XJ: I'll wait for a man to recommend it, then check it out Katie: Do you think Lewis and Clark felt this awestruck when Sacagawea flew them over these mountains for the first time? XJ: Probably XJ: But they wouldn't admit it out loud XJ: Sacagawea must have had amazing arms Katie: Ha!
Mark: Um…
Katie: Yes, I know, it’s kind of a disaster, but I’ve been having trouble keeping my moss poles moist, so I’m experimenting with putting a terra cotta watering stake in the top of that one. The idea is it’ll leech water slowly in, actually getting the moss damp instead of just spilling out the sides. I’ll clean up all the loose moss while you’re at bowling!
Mark, fondly: Good old Katie.
(Amused tolerance is my love language.)
when your kids tell you "ask Google when the world is going to end" and you discover it's already happened
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world’s oldest dog goes fishing
world’s oldest dog caught one
”No longer want to receive these emails?” they all ask, as if I have ever signed up for a marketing newsletter voluntarily
