Honey, I'm horm!

it's a running joke in this fandom that kamet is just an accountant while (as portrayed in thick as thieves) costis is this terrifyingly efficient killing machine but i don't think we talk enough about costis' 2-page-long internal monologue from KOA where he is doing math in his head to compare and contrast 2 different 15-year payment plans based on the difference between large and small gold cup prices, his annual salary, and how good his credit score is

While actively running toward an assassination attempt he wants to stop, no less!

@tls123

what about blorbhov from my complicated russian novel though

blorbeaux from my nilihist french plays

blorbón from my weird latin american magical realist novels

blorbug from my kafkaesque short stories

von blorbow from my german sturm und drang novel

Don Blorbo from my opera

błórbżo from my polish poetry

blorbocles from my ancient greek epics

Mr. Blorby from my Jane Austen novels

Blorbio from my early modern plays

useless rosetta stone

Waiting for Blorbot

Blorbo et al. from my background research

Bölgöz ve Hacibor from my Turkish shadow play

Blorbo Blorggins from my epic fantasy series

reblog if you love archive of our own and how they firmly refuse to let censorship have any place on their platform