THESHYORATOR

marina and the diamonds and naruto were both born on october 10th… i knew that lana and sasuke are both cancers and are also literally the same person.. so i was like.. i wonder if lady gaga and sakura are the same sign and they were actually both born on march 28th…. what on earth

HOW MANY NOTES

you never know whats gonna resonate with people i guess

naruto telling sasuke that he will bear his burdens and die with him so that they would no longer have to subscribe to the roles they were given in life and could be free and understand each other in death..... now thats shakespearean

“weh weh weh sakura why dont u have any elemental techniques” oh but i do this ones called shiturself no jutsu and it’s where i make u shit ur pants :) watch ur fucking mouth

Shout-out to Yamato for being the only adult man in Naruto’s life to talk him out of being creepy. Like Jiraiya encourages it, Iruka and Ebisu are reluctantly interested in that sexy jutsu nonsense, Kakashi astral projects out of his body every time sexual content comes up, but Yamato straight up goes, “The penalty for not respecting women is death.” And I love that about him. 

“Kakashi astral projects out of his body every time sexual content comes up” I’m crying

Imagine this a fidget spinner but it’s got knives taped to it

So a shuriken

No. Not everything is about naruto.