Unironic Sal apologist

Always flattering to be known as the Sal expert... By how much being with Wadda clouds his everything he would nottt be the best with a kid, but he wouldn't be abusive or neglectful at all, at least not intentionally. He's the kind of dad that buys you a lot of dresses without fully knowing your taste in dresses. Means well, just too self-absorbed

I'm pretty sure it was just a "wrong place at the wrong time" situation where he got separated from Aonami and noticed his mama in the distance and innocently approached by himself. We don't have any solid Kaze characterization but if she was the typical Mother Character I highly doubt she'd want her son to be harmed. She probably didn't even notice him, being at night and all.

Hii! I like it yes! Is this a crowd gasp moment?

Grumpy shy x cheery flirty is my shit. I have spent hours on Twitter looking at ships I have no interest in just because they have this dynamic. Add the childhood friends, total opposites, and reciprocity (the grumpy one tends not to like the cheery one in canon but that's not the case with my goat Samekichi) cherries on top and you got a delicious Salkichi cake.

Unfortunately I fail to talk to anyone about it because their view of "hot" is "Sal abuses Samekichi lolololol" instead of "Samekichi takes care of Sal because neither of them wish to abuse the other and Samekichi's the only one Sal allows himself to be vulnerable with." Being media literate is a curse.

Nahh Fukami is antisocial and Sal was doing his own thing at the castle. Fukami was also the last one to join the gang and the gang was on a trip for Wadanohara's memories for a while so you can assume they weren't in the same room too often

You aren't a real fan of a character if you don't have a pile of meaningless headcanons about them

•Ideal man. Polite, kind, tidy, helpful, sensible... Type of guy who has roses all over him when he talks

•On the inside he is a mess sometimes. "Am I doing this right am I good do they hate me" type of anxiety

•Better emotional regulation than his red self. Sometimes that "regulation" is because he suppresses his emotions though

•Still has some dark thoughts but he buries them the deepest he can

•Puts romantic attraction wayyy over sexual attraction. He has no need for that kind of intimacy

•Doesn't crossdress but out of shyness. He does still like girl clothes

•If he had to enter the labor market he would be a teacher or something adjacent

I have thoughts on everything Sal related Anon you can always count on me for Sal thoughts

In general looove high energy x low energy ship dynamics. Being more specific to Fukasal, I enjoy how Sal treats him like they're besties when Fukami hates his ass. He's blatantly flirting sometimes and Fukami doesn't gaf

Also, both of them are clean and elegant with an interesting for domestic activities. I can see Fukami coming to like him back when he sees the more organic side of Sal

I love Sal to death but I looooveee idatesal so bad I’m crazy and I was wondering why you dislike this ship… I guess it is technically a crack ship since they never interacted in the game but!!! ((Their chemistry goes so hard))

Anon in the nicest kindest way possible because I appreciate your loving Sal to deathness, what fucking chemistry. They don't interact ever. And if they did we've seen what would happen: bloody beating and that's it

If it's the "sadistic x masochist" bs I really really don't like reducing Sal to the Guy That Gets Abused especially when I have a very solidified interpretation in my head that he is a masochist out of self-hatred more than for kinky reasons. He deserves someone that lets him value his body for something more than bleeding or fucking. Sorry for playing the Healthy Romance Wins At The End game and liking healthy romance, that's my bad

Idate abuses sharks that's his whole deal in WatGBS. If you're shipping him with Sal he's going to abuse him. Unless you rewrite him to be a loving caring boyfriend, in which case you should see you're just making a guy up and calling it Idate

Oh yes def, it's basically what he says in that one manga scene before he slashes his eye