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What most people don't know is that Milli Vanilli was short for Milliam Vanilliam.

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parawyrm

This comic came out in 1990

This is what I mean when I say 'glomps u', mutuals

#I saw a post of this somewhere else where they said there was a good argument for this being the first known use of 'glomp' and y'know what #headcanon accepted either way

enchantedbook

“Her Majesty Led This Strange Orchestra” by Rosina Emmet Sherwood. Originally published in 1888 as an illustration for the children’s magazine Harper’s Young People.

thesarahshay

I saw this and thought "I'm going to reblog this to the queue in the hopes of reminding myself to find a better version," and it worked! Here's a clearer version I cleaned it up a little.

#hey me: remember to try finding a better scan of this later #hey past me: I did thanks!#vintage illustration #rosina emmet sherwood

My older sibling has a Master's degree (in library science no less) and I only have an Associate's degree, but because I'm chronically online, the other day when I said "It's sort of a Ship of Theseus situation" and they were like "A what?" I got to explain a famous thought experiment to them.

Thanks, Tumblr!

#ship of theseus #for extra surreal points I was talking about The Oak Ridge Boys

chrundletheokay

thesarahshay

With some plays, reading them on the page doesn't really add anything to the experience. And then some plays are written by Tom Stoppard.

#tom stoppard #rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead #ragad

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dragon-in-a-fez

the other day a friend of a friend referred to "busting out of your abdomen like the alien from the Predator films" and I was completely caught off guard. like I guess that's - that's not wrong. the alien was. okay she was in the Predator films. well some of them. but like. she had her own. she's the alien from the Alien films. like. they have her name on them. he's not "King Kong from the Godzilla films"

dragon-in-a-fez

there's also a reason it's not called an "abdomenburster" but one issue at a time

dragon-in-a-fez

it's like when headlines refer to a famous woman via her husband. that's not "Predator's wife" she's got her own franchise!!

dragon-in-a-fez

tags from the crew of the Nostromo

thesarahshay

Now I want an opportunity to say "busting out of your chest like the alien from Spaceballs" except that necessitates the thing in question doing a little song and dance.

What's worse than seeing something in the course of your everyday life and thinking "haha, so-and-so would love that," but so-and-so is someone you had to cut out of your life, or who cut you out, or otherwise is no longer healthy for you to text saying "saw this and thought of you."

#you old so-and-so

o-craven-canto

Alternate timeline in which all Greek and Latin roots are swapped:

catastrophe -> contraverse cephalopod -> capitoped chlorophyll -> viridofolia democracy -> populimpery homicide -> anthropoctony homosexual -> equigamic kilometer -> millimensure interregnum -> mesarchy magnanimous -> megapsychic manuscript -> chirography motorcycle -> ergatorote microscope -> parvovisor oxygen -> acidofex polyamory -> multierasty television -> remotoscope universe -> monostrophe

o-craven-canto

amphibious -> ambivivent automobile -> ipsokinete autopsy -> ipsovision circumcision -> cyclotomy conspiracy -> synpnoea epilogue -> supraverb homosexual -> idemphilic [thanks to @dative-ciceroni-pizza2h] menstruation -> selenosis [looser] Mesopotamia -> Medioflumina pornography -> lupascript scissor -> schizotron [?] troglodyte -> cavernicole tyrannosaur -> dictatoreptile

(honorable mention: carnivore <-> sarcophage)

#incredible #I will definitely be calling scissors schizotrons from now on #Also I would absolutely follow CaverNicole on TikTok #just a girl talkin' 'bout caves and cave stuff

tam--lin

(7/30/26) The Red Cross just declared the second US blood crisis in its history.

Summer sees both a drop off in donations and, at least for our trauma center, a spike in traumas. Trauma centers across the US are in danger of running out of blood for our trauma patients TODAY, which is very scary but, unlike much of the other scary national news coming across our screens these days, is something you can help fix immediately and directly.

We need ASAP donations of blood, for people to spread the word, and for manager types to help facilitate others' donations. All blood types are needed, but universal donor blood (type O) is especially dire.

tam--lin

Useful notes and reminders from the reblogs:

Many things that previously made people ineligible have been rolled back. If you previously thought you were ineligible, please consider checking current guidelines!

While O- is the most dire need as it can be safely given to anyone in an emergency, all types are needed! Our emergent release blood is being pulled for patients who have a high chance of death if they don't get blood within the hour. Once they're stabilized, they can have their type confirmed and get blood of a specific, matching type released to them so that O- can go to the patients who need it most.

Canada is also in a blood shortage, not just the US. Even if you're not in the USA or Canada, maybe check locally, especially if it's summer where you are.

#does it have to be human? does it have to be mine?#<- prev but I couldn't resist keeping it #I double-checked the requirements and I'm still restricted from donating for two different reasons #So please donate in my honor if you can

alagaisia

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

alagaisia

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

alagaisia

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

watermelon-converse

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

emi--rose

Hell yeah moon holiday

hello-delicious-tea

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

ariaste

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

sarostheghostcat

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

wafflebloggies

moon day is 20th July!!!

silly-jellyghoty

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

kedreeva

I scheduled this in 2025 to give you all a week to make Moon Day Monday preparations! I think I will order a little rocket cake or bake some moon phase cookies!

dduane

It's coming, cousins. ...This could be as big as March 15th if we made it that way...

mollylele

Everybody sing!

thesarahshay

Oh hell yeah am I celebrating Moon Day Monday this year! Time to brush off my cover of the above Sesame Street classic 🌜

#moon day #moon day monday

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teaboot

"Oh yeah, we have an outdoor Corgi, he just gets so bored cooped up inside all day. He knows to stay off the road. Don't worry, he's way too smart for coyotes and the neighbor's know to look out when they drive past."

"Us? Oh, of *course* our Dachshund sleeps inside- we just let him out in the morning and make sure he comes back for dinner. He just does his own thing, no worries."

"Um, you know it's not humane to keep a chihuahua confined to an apartment? They're dogs, they're natural predators. They need to experience hunting behaviors or they get depressed. No we don't leash ours, he absolutely hates it, we just let him come and go whenever."

Yall get how fucking stupid that sounds, right? So stop letting your goddamn cats get eaten and attacked and infected and hit by cars

A toddler would probably love full unattended access to the neighborhood too, but we don't do that either, do we

It's 2026, "keep your damn pet in a house or in your view" should not be controversial

angel-stars

I had to go on a hunt for this but it was worth it. 100% agree

#they're right and they should say it

thesarahshay

Losing my mind because I can't find that Tumblr post about Moby Dick that included the phrase "the whale is a fish and he is my friend," someone have pity on me and assure me that I didn't dream this.

reesesgopoof

a little bit different wording, but is it this tweet?

thesarahshay

YES but also I stumbled across the Tumblr post where I saw it, which explains a bit of why I misremembered the line:

Finally, I can be at peace.

#moby dick

not100bees

As a child did you for real assume that Martha's Vineyard was a real vineyard owned by specifically Martha Stewart?

Yes

Not specifically Martha Stewart but I did think it was a real vineyard

Voting ended onJul 15

#posts that make me feel like a tumblr elder #I had definitely heard of Martha's Vineyard before I heard of Martha Stewart

mildmayfoxe

1929 ad for ovaltine that made me laugh. HERE IS SLEEP! immediately you go to bed!

thesarahshay

Is it just me, or is the energy of this absolutely the 1920s advertising version of the "pelcan Mouth perfect size for put baby in" meme?

Ovaltne perfect drink to make sleep instantly. Very fun and safety drink! no problems ever with ovaltine because no drug and Support for busy people weak of good sleep; a super-delicious drink. all next day teem with "pep" drink ovaltine for good sleep yes a good sleep drink trust Switzerland for giving good sleep for nervous children.

#here is sleep: immediately you go to bed #this copy makes the stuff in Murder Must Advertise sound like Shakespeare #me about literally anything: you know what this reminds me of? Dorothy Sayers and also a meme from 2017

Just a weird moment today: I ran across a screenshot of a joke that I have seen and chuckled at dozens of times, except on this occasion I actually looked at the username. And it turns out that this post I've seen so many times that it feels like ancient folklore that was born fully formed from the forehead of the internet was in fact written in 2023 by a podcaster I've been working up a crush on for the last year.

#he's been here the whole time #sorry I can't say what joke it was because if he saw it and knew I have a crush on him I would quite literally perish #but trust me: you have seen it too

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