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With some plays, reading them on the page doesn't really add anything to the experience. And then some plays are written by Tom Stoppard.

the other day a friend of a friend referred to "busting out of your abdomen like the alien from the Predator films" and I was completely caught off guard. like I guess that's - that's not wrong. the alien was. okay she was in the Predator films. well some of them. but like. she had her own. she's the alien from the Alien films. like. they have her name on them. he's not "King Kong from the Godzilla films"

there's also a reason it's not called an "abdomenburster" but one issue at a time

it's like when headlines refer to a famous woman via her husband. that's not "Predator's wife" she's got her own franchise!!

Now I want an opportunity to say "busting out of your chest like the alien from Spaceballs" except that necessitates the thing in question doing a little song and dance.

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

Hell yeah moon holiday

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

moon day is 20th July!!!

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

I scheduled this in 2025 to give you all a week to make Moon Day Monday preparations! I think I will order a little rocket cake or bake some moon phase cookies!

It's coming, cousins. ...This could be as big as March 15th if we made it that way...

Oh hell yeah am I celebrating Moon Day Monday this year! Time to brush off my cover of the above Sesame Street classic 🌜

Losing my mind because I can't find that Tumblr post about Moby Dick that included the phrase "the whale is a fish and he is my friend," someone have pity on me and assure me that I didn't dream this.

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

REAL AND TRUE DONATE BLOOD! The US has a shortage of platelets this summer so those are especially good to donate! :D Remember, blood is fuel, and it’s a little something you can do to save a life if you’re eligible! Donating platelets is especially fun because you get to just sit down and watch a movie at the blood donation center while literally saving lives. It’s fun, it’s easy, and it’s free! Check your eligibility and schedule a blood donation to help a human and/or a lovely little red machine today. :)

I can't believe I had this post scheduled in my drafts for months, only to receive zero notes. It's like none of you care about Jiavani's contributions to the world of Scrabble.