HomesickStreetlamp

Hello!!! I’m HomesickStreetlamp, a lot of people call me “Streetlamp” or “Lamp” for short. I use He/Him pronouns.

I mostly write Transformers fanfic but I draw too! You’ll also see plenty o’ reblogs of other Transformers art and fics :)

My asks are always open, I don’t bite!

Links:

commissions info (OPEN - writing & drawing)

writing requests (OPEN - ⚠️slow turnaround queue⚠️)

nsfw blog (@theleftventricleoftheheart)

my ao3 (HomesickStreetlamp)

BRO. BROOOOO. yes. Every time that song plays I think of them, the only reason it’s not in my Officially Sanctioned Private Life Playlist is because it wasn’t released before 1983 💔💔💔

The lyrics are so Them and the vibes are so Them ouuuhhhh I’m so ill.

“She lights cigarettes like lanterns for the darkness in my head”

“Her fury shakes the rafters but never in my favor / I’m trembling in the eye of the only storm I’ve ever known”

“Something’s wailing in my chest, it eclipses every siren / Any sins that she’s confessed”

“It’s close enough to perfect / What doesn’t hurt a little bit?”

And of course…

Ugh yeah whatever, don’t give me the nice embed 🙄

OUUUUUGGGHHHHH MY LORD THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SHARING!!! That’s some banger pinstriping on that there thang SHEEEESH.

YES I HAVE THANK YOU SM!!!!!!! :D semester was such a slog but now I’m FREEEEEE (until Fall when I take my last couple classes ouuuhhhh…)

*remaking this so it’s JUST the necessary info*

All prices are in USD and negotiable. I accept payment via PayPal, Venmo, or Ko-Fi. The turnaround time for completion depends on the level of commission as well as my busy school/work schedule; I will always be up front with my progress and give as much heads up as possible for any delays. Depending on the commission I may also ask for 1/2 of the cost to be paid up front.

DM me if you’re interested :)

WRITING:

SFW oneshot, 500–2,000 words: $2/100 words

SFW oneshot, 2,000–5,000 words: $3/100 words

NSFW oneshot, 500–3,000 words: $3.50/100 words

*I will do my best to adhere to a chosen word limit. If I end up at an odd number, I will round down to the last 100 words.

*We can negotiate going over 3k/5k words, but 500 words is my minimum.

DRAWING:

Forgive my old sheet, I’ll make a new one when I can

*Again, very negotiable. If you want something specific, it doesn’t hurt to ask!

**Both writing and drawing commissions, I will send WIPs for review so I can change anything that needs to be changed.