The Return of Trainer Red

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

we all know adult humans dont get enough enrichment but the other day i was walkin home past an empty playground and impulsively ran over to spin myself on this zipline merry-go-round contraption for a few minutes and it really did feel like it unlocked some neglected part of my brain. like damn we really should all go outside and play more. fuck. they werent kidding with this play time thing. have you guys heard about play time. it could be huge.

hey its me your doctor. idgaf

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can no one just recognize a vibe these days why do we have to hate on him

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

nighttime treat ten year anniversary

This post is a curse upon your landlord. May all the repairs they refuse to do in a timely manner happen to their personal residence, and may all their properties form tenants unions.

It's not like I like you or anything! P-Pendejo!