elliot/ezekiel

if we ALL pirate media and we ALL post stupid shit on the internet then future employers can't discriminate on those grounds. communism baby

not to take the mystery and fun out of it or anything but love is really not that deep. it's a biological function to ensure the next generation. thanks for coming to my ted talk

not to start tie discourse but the half windsor is so much sexier than the full windsor

*narrows eyes* i'm starting to find these adhd/add posts a little too relatable for someone who's never been diagnosed with adhd/add

i enjoy brushing my teeth. every day after getting out of the unconscious slab and every day before going back to being the filling of a pie whose crust is soft furnishings i rub my bone rocks with a hole health stick

if tumblr really is dead then how come every fucking tiktok is just a recreation of a famous tumblr post

had a dream where you could attach wheels to crocs to make them roller skate crocs and i will never be the same

me, walking to school with two types of headache and so stressed you could hook me up to a generator and power all of county durham: i'm thriving

next time someone asks me why my voice is so high i'm gonna tell them it's because the church chopped off my balls to keep me singing counter-tenor in the choir

oh, no, i didn't say "sis" as a term of endearment! i said "cis"! i'm mocking you

was just fucking debilitated by the thought of an s/o kissing my top surgery scars