First post for this god awful blog.
Hello tumblr.com. My name is Dirk Strider. You may know me from the popular (and infamous for good reasons) webcomic Homestuck. I am a brony, as you may know from my awesome header. I have come to Tumblr in its afterlife to provide for the increasing demand for Homestuck ask blogs. That’s a joke. No one wants to see a Homestuck ask blog in 2021, but here the fuck I am, Tumblr. There is nothing you can do to stop me. I will mansplain all I like. For example, right now. I am just going to get a few things out of the way.
-Please do not interact with this blog if you are looking to get a reaction out of people with your bigotry. I do not find you funny. Except for when you get brutally owned. That’s when you’re funny. But I’m not laughing at you, I’m laughing at you being brutally owned. Get it?
-Please do not try to start discourse of any kind in the asks or notes of this blog. I am a dignified man and I don’t have the time or energy to argue about my own sexuality in 2021 or anything similar. Homestuck fandom discourse makes me feel... homophobic. I will not take sides or express my opinions in any discourse, with the exception of not posting asks implying that I like or date women.
-Please do not send NSFW or “risque” asks. The mod is a minor.
-Please also do not send asks about str//dercest, or any kind of incest for that matter. It’s weird, take your crusty ass someplace else.
-I may draw myself in some posts and responses. I don’t know yet.
-Ultimately, this blog is just for fun and for the mod’s enjoyment, so neither me nor the mod will take much totally seriously. (The mod kins Dirk.)
Now that’s been said, feel free to send as many asks within the guidelines as you so please. Consider me ready as a fucking seagull in front of a warm, freshly made McDonald’s fry that’s been dropped on the pavement.













