mental orgasm

So I bought these portion control containers to help me and I'm such a damn heathen I couldn't figure out what this cup was for. I was stuck for a minute. Then I was like oooooh I get it! 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 https://www.instagram.com/p/B3XAmC2F1in89cxQY14h1wdAQbq5UQ_HpnVVO80/?igshid=z00yqej3fagj

Issa Fried Mozerella "Dog". https://www.instagram.com/p/B3SvuUJl95Gm0Ak-tsdeAeTz2BxTqEcBjvHfcs0/?igshid=1d29easufobdd

Last year/This year. As much as I loved his hair out, I don't miss it at all. He gave me the BLUES about it. 🤣🤣😭 https://www.instagram.com/p/B1RUfFfl_IjRlB72Tx1z9VTAavyv9Q5SJI98Xw0/?igshid=1rftuplmdukz2

His granny took him to get his hair retwisted, and he got a little green added. https://www.instagram.com/p/B1H5P-0FH9amU7eBxwyYxcn3pa0Y-HnTodOxmM0/?igshid=w2wdvupmjvbk

10/10 recommend this for sleeping. Within 10-15 minutes tops I'm out. U It's especially helpful when I dork overnight and need to sleep in the AM. I'm dozing just typing this. (at Glen Allen, Virginia) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1F1ch-FMYN0KFj20Y7BcCuOTeOLJKOTOouFdU0/?igshid=1g7g1zt5xjt3s

I'm truly trying to figure out how we let Kelly not be a "thing". Like this song is a bop. All her little songs or whatever that drop are ways fire, but then it's like she never gets that solo level that she should and I utterly confused. She can sing. She fine. She makes good music. I just, what are we even doing? https://www.instagram.com/p/B0vX-faF2n9tQU2FPvGmXGhuax40ue6YsrbDsg0/?igshid=d3rfro1h4rgv

I really need to make a playlist of all the dope Debarge songs that have been samples. https://www.instagram.com/p/B0rE7hmF9fK1WObuIn0VUf1T0WvVtlP1o8Reqw0/?igshid=1m77v16lszv5

Double it. Trust me. It's SUPER 🔥🔥🔥. I made pork chops, but it'd be great on chicken too. Shrimp too for real. It's just good. Don't say I never shared anything. https://www.instagram.com/p/B0mRyc0l_9pIVeuo4KCTQp7ruKx3U4eRmTQVTM0/?igshid=1r4zy58uh509p

New shoes for the kid, so we can get rid of those old stinky silver ones. 🤣🤣😭😭 https://www.instagram.com/p/B0jZ-RqlYx65-z5kX4TQaRDk4zv15Q9jeC6kgA0/?igshid=1rqf6ibryi345

Salmon Cakes. https://www.instagram.com/p/B0hZaqqFlvgOUKhhLFja4l_q_mivC20UmFwKK00/?igshid=1px12gmvlhz9x

Pro: It's healthy and tastes good. Con: I felt like it tool too long for the sweet potatoes to cook thru. I gotta figure out the right size to cut them. https://www.instagram.com/p/B0gwuXxFow_qATB619m08FFMLgkf_6PA_aDO180/?igshid=jv0i8hllo7vr

I can cook, cook. I can spatchcock a chicken. I make my own spaghetti sauce. My mom trusts me with Thanksgiving. My mac and cheese is 🔥🔥. I make cakes from scratch. I can bang some pots and pans. But these damn rice krispies. 😭😭😭😭 Look, idk what we did wrong. All I know is they looked fine. Then I went to cut them and they weren't like "set". I shaped them in plastic wrap because fuck that we're going to eat them. 🤣🤣🤣 But rice krispy folks please tell me what I did wrong. Did I not leave them alone long enough? https://www.instagram.com/p/B0eoOdHF-9vDyi0tJ50RucXRkugRAvQaTLgYi00/?igshid=1b5n430ymvoi3

So when the kid was in camp, he started a plant. I have no idea what it is (probably a lima bean lol) but it's been growing super crazy. So we decided to start gardening. I got a few $1 plants from target as test plants. It was a fun experience that we're gonna keep up. Were gonna plan a fall garden, but we're also gonna start a nature journal. This experience just reminded me how easy it'll be to weave real life situations into our homeschooling. https://www.instagram.com/p/B0ZSozYFfV2s6QYqzbE7U0iSgJGxbhjE89zYp40/?igshid=3lzps55pw4eh

Y'all friend turns 5 today. It's wild. 5 years ago, he was born thru force after 36+ hours of labor. He was two weeks late. I was induced. I ended up getting a c section instead of unmedicated birth I "planned" for. And that was the first parenting lesson he taught me. You cant "plan" kids to be who and what you want them to be and do what you want them to. They just are who they are. You guide and nurture. But you encourage and give them the space to be them. He walked when he wanted. Talked when he wanted. Potty trained when he wanted. I haven't been able to plan for bin to do a thing, and I don't expect that to change anytime in the future. So here's to a cool kid, who teaches me a lot. *cue mom cry* https://www.instagram.com/p/B0G0Nh4lezcVlKwkVAARAECijN5G6OmKEdcUo00/?igshid=1c43v6w46o7ru

😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz_7DAyFH4kFZc9RnhaXlIW0w3Ft5PPcHasjpk0/?igshid=5w7wtdo1bh1u

We found GiGis kitchen next to our 7/11. LOL. It was pretty cool. Since he's also GiGi, we had to get a picture. Maybe we'll go back and do lunch. Also, we go to the 7/11 so much the cashier says see you tomorrow. 🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz--9yLlxeOjABgsdZJ-E4K7AfbHGOEXTe3F6U0/?igshid=1p40nqwppy8m6