Avery

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

What the fuck is that

i saw someone saying they don't want to imagine eric bogosian in a sexual context and i could not disagree with a statement more than i disagree with this one i need to see that old man have nasty filthy sex on my screen within the next few days or i WILL. die

i appear to have infected 14k people with the phrase "sniling so sneetly". it makes me grin. snile, even. perhaps sneetly

we need to periodically remind everyone that a headline not including a person's name isn't an attempt to erase their identity from the narrative, it's just not good practice to put someone's name in a headline unless the reader can be expected to already know who they are

"if you can say the name in the article why can't you say the name in the headline?" what do you think a headline is for

The only thing I miss about Brands on tumblr are those shitass 4 frames gifs they used to make

We should go back to calling things wack. Shit's never been wacker

FINALLY someone said it!!!!!!!

#A LITTLE LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

Oh yeah baby, keep coming at me with watery environmental states