Melon Steven

TOP 10 RETURN FROM DEATHS IN ANIME

the sound squidward makes when he walks

thats what good pussy sounds like

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

In 20 years a hollywood movie called “Aleppo” will win 7 Oscars and everyone will say “Something like that should never be allowed to happen again”

The protagonist will be a white photojournalist.

reminder that my little sister might have brain cancer and i’m trying to raise money for her medical bills. so far i’ve made $20 towards more than $2,500. things are moving slow and that’s not good enough. this is a dire situation. yes, i’m begging for donations. please, if you can donate, even a dollar, please do it. and if you want something in exchange for your money, check out this page and see all the services i offer.

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You’re an ancient Greek man coming home from 4 months of war to find your wife 3 months pregnant. Now you’ve embarked on a solemn quest: to punch Zeus in the face.

Soon after you begin your quest, you encounter another man in a similar situation. You decide to join forces, as two mortal men stand a better chance at punching Zeus than one. Two villages over, you encounter a woman who had relations with Zeus and was left with a highly aggressive half-boar half-man offspring. She too feels your anger and offers to join your quest. By the time you reach Mount Olympus, you’ve amassed a large and formidable army of cuckolded/ravished mortals, demigods with daddy issues, mythical creatures with scores to settle, and a seamstress who you’re pretty sure is Hera in disguise. Zeus never stood a chance.

I wanna read this book.