yare yare . . .

Are y’all watching CSPAN rn they had to physically restrain Mike Rogers from going after Gaetz

Fist fights should not only be allowed, they should be encouraged

If a hot bi girl wanted to fix me I would let her

if a hot bi girl wanted to make me worse i would let her

new genre of youtuber should be the sequel to letsplayers. letsreaders. its like an audiobook but the narrator keeps reacting to whats happening in it and has a facecam so you can see their exaggerated reactions

as gregor samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect. what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. no wayyyyyyyy. oh my god. he. he became a bug ????? no fucking wayyyy oh my god. thats so. oh my god. anyways if you want to awake to a world of no horrors then check out our sponsor nord vpn who will protect you from all those uneasy dreams of-

According to the map I basically live by Gravity Falls now lol