crazy = genius

     “oh my god do you think someone fucking recorded it?! i can never show my face in public again” she groaned , purposefully leaving her body limp even as theo tried to help her up off the ground - - noel was always one for the dramatics even if she didn’t meant to be. “what the fuck? did you just call me a bimbo? that’s fucked up theo” she laughed , lifting her upper body to sit upright as she stayed on the concrete. “you’re such a fucking nerd , i can’t believe you just made a lord of the rings reference as we’re drunk as shit sitting outside of this mcdonald’s” she rolled her eyes , letting herself come down from the adreline she had felt after her fall. “alright , we can get up now i’m starving”  she huffed , and after a few unsuccessful attempts finally pulled herself off the ground with the help of the nearest street light. “can you order for me? i just want nuggets and one of those oreo mcflurry things , i need to go find the toilet before i fucking piss myself” she said , pulling her credit card out of the wallet on her phone and handing it to theo “you can get whatever you want , just don’t bankrupt me yea?” 

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“oh fuck off” a loud laugh fell from noel’s lips as she playfully shoved theo to the side a bit. “i do not have the body of a twelve year old boy , you’re just a fucking twat” she scoffed, beginning her own pattern of drunken hiccups soon after his. “well hold on wait for me!” noel’s words were laced in a giggle as she jogged a bit to catch up with theo’s eager walking. she didn’t even bother to look for a cross walk - - as soon as the traffic was practically empty on the road she didn’t hesitate to book it across the street, though maybe that wasn’t the smartest idea. she was so distracted by the thought of her midnight snack that she didn’t take the time to process that curb right in front of her , and before she even knew it her skin was pressed up against the cold concrete as tears welled into eyes - - like a dumbass , she had tripped over the curb. the sound of noel’s body slapping the ground was so loud it echoed against the concrete. “ow, fuck!” she yelled out as she reached down to grip her ankle. “oh my fucking god i think I’m dying - - theo i’m dying” she groaned , rolling over onto her side as the pain worsened. in reality , the pain she was feeling probably wasn’t anything worse than a sprain ( if even ) , but she was drunk so of course she didn’t know that. “will you at least bring my chicken nuggets to my deathbed? it’s my dying wish theo you have to” 

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Coco couldn’t believe it. Even if she wasn’t actually hurt, she expected Theo to show a little concern. Yet he wasn’t even able to help her wobble around. Her soon feigned look turned into a pissed look within a split second. “Are you being fucking serious right now?” It was rhetoric and before he could even answer, Coco’s ‘broken’ ankle was kicked right into Theo’s shin. “Seriously, what if my ankle was actually broken? You were just gonna let me walk on it? Haven’t you ever heard of this cute little thing called chivalry, you asshat?” Coco had long decided that she was going to go on a rapid tangent with this guy. Like, who was he to not only run into her but barely even help her? In her own words, it was fucked. Was violence the answer? No, but again, she’d argue that he hurt her first. An eye for an eye. “Like, literally what kind of fucking loser do you even have to be to get to class on a skateboard? Is your dick really that shriveled?”

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theo’s face changed completely when he saw coco change her expression and ask him if he was kidding, but before he could say anything else, he was being kicked in his shin. “ow! what the fuck is wrong with you?” he asked as he took a step back and rubbed the place where the other had kicked him, raising an eyebrow as he looked at her. “well, but it’s not fucking broken. and i don’t know, it’s not my fucking problem that you were just standing there, doing nothing like a lamp post. god...” he said, shaking his head slowly at the other, frowning as the other kept asking questions. theo was pretty sure that people were starting to look, but if he was being completely honest, he really didn’t care about that. he wasn’t sure if he even knew this girl, so what could be so bad about it. “this isn’t the fucking 16th century, i don’t have to do anything to you. what the fuck?” he asked, frowning as he looked at her - he knew that he had been the one who had crashed into her, but he wasn’t about to just admit it. “it’s an easy way to get around... like, how the fuck are those heels are going to help you get to class?” he asked, motioning towards the shoes she was wearing.

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Wearing high heels to class wasn’t exactly appropriate attire, Coco knew that, but honestly? She didn’t care. If she was studying fashion, why wouldn’t she make a statement out of it? Unaware to her surroundings, Coco was blissfully making her way towards the business building when someone collided into her so quickly, she couldn’t catch her balance. It was needless to say… Coco was pissed. “What the actual fuck?” She screamed out as soon as her ass fell on the sidewalk. She couldn’t face the embarrassment as being someone who fell over. Then again, it wasn’t exactly her fault. Still, her face heated up in a pink tint, a combination of embarrassment and anger. As he helped her up, Coco was gracious but not quite nearly as gracious enough to accept his apology or help. She had a few minutes to kill before class, why not spend it brutalizing this poor kid for a few minutes? “Yeah, I think I’m fine,” she said, giving him a sweet smile. Then she placed her right foot on the ground and let out a hard wince as soon as it grazed the ground. “Ow, wait,” she feigned a groan, hoping she was believable enough to him as she reached and grabbed her ankle. “I don’t think I can walk on it,” she said, pressing down on her ankle, and falsely letting out another wince. Thank God Chet Chase for acting summer camp.

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theo couldn’t even process all of the emotions he went through in just a couple of minutes. at first, he almost burst out laughing at the other’s loud scream - it wasn’t funny, he knew that it wasn’t, but he still managed to keep his laughter in, just smirking as he helped the other up slowly. then, he felt relieved that the other wasn’t actually that hurt when she stood up and said she was fine. all seemed to be well, and theo was about to make his own way out of there before anything else happened, but that’s when he heard coco’s complaints. staring at her for a while, theo raised an eyebrow to try and figure out if something was actually wrong with her and another wince gave it away. “wait, really?” he asked, now growing a little concerned - not because he was worried about the other, he didn’t even know her, but what if she had to go to the hospital? he didn’t have that much money to pay for the other’s broken ankle, and for a few moments he considered running off, but he would probably be caught by someone else. “well... what the fuck do you want me to do here, lady? i can’t just carry you to the hospital, my skate only takes one person.” he said with a small shrug.

Daisy was walking down the path with her headphones in, trying to get the music in her head for a new dance she was working on for class. She’d call it studying but not really. Well, that was until a body collided straight in to her back making her fall to the ground. “Oh fuck!” She cursed, when suddenly there was a guy asking her if she was okay and not hurt. “I, don’t think I’m hurt?” She was more in shock than anything, having not expected it and it seemed to happen so fast. She took his hand and pulled up up to her feet. “Yeah, I think I’m okay.” Sure her body hurt a little and she probably scraped her leg on the floor but she didn’t feel like it was anything worse than a scratch. 

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theo didn’t even know how he hadn’t gone flying across the street when he crashed into daisy, but he was glad that he at least had survived it. and he was glad that daisy was alright too, he guessed. “are you fucking okay? that was pretty aggressive, you should watch where you’re going.” he said with a small frown, as he looked at her. sure, it could have been his fault but everyone else could have seen where they were going and then that wouldn’t happen. “are you sure you’re okay? because if you broke anything, that’s not my responsibility right? plus, you should thank me, i could have just run away... it’s not too late.” he said with a small shrug of his shoulders, as he frowned at her.

𝐜𝐞́𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 : did u like all of them yet

𝐜𝐞́𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 : i'll check

𝐜𝐞́𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 : like all of them

theo: i'm not gonna do that

theo: STOP POSTING THEM, GOD

theo: idk what the fuck ur on

theo: but stop posting so many pictures on instagram

Claire’s head shot over to give Theo a look when he said he fell asleep on a bench “Ew, like a homeless person??” She asked and then laughed softly “Did someone at least put a newspaper blanket on you?” She grinned at the tease and pulled out some glasses making their drinks. Claire always welcomed company otherwise ends up usually talking to herself. “well good, pepperoni it is” she said with a laugh as she started to prepare the food, placing it in the oven. She grabbed the drinks and walked over to follow him raisin her brow looking around “It is a bit eclectic” she laughed softly “Though that is how my brain is sometimes” she said handing him the drink and using her now free hand to hit his feet to shoo them a bit so she could sit down. “I am sure you room is, ‘dope’“ she said making another face at him with a grin.

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theo looked over at claire, narrowing his eyes slightly as he shrugged his shoulders. “i didn’t look homeless, i wasn’t alone, so that wasn’t half as bad... but it’s whatever, you know? at least i didn’t get arrested for doing that, because if there’s anything that cops love doing is getting rid of homeless people.” theo said, nodding his head as claire mentioned that she was preparing the pizza. he was hungry and he could eat a horse if it came to it, but he could hold on for a few more minutes until the pizza was ready. “i think it’s a cool place, it’s better than some stinky room in a frat house. trust me, my room isn’t as dope as you say it is mostly because it looks like someone died in there. i’m pretty fucking sure that could be considered a crime scene one of these days and i wouldn’t be surprised.” theo said with a small shrug of his shoulders, as he looked over at claire and let out a sigh.

“you’ve picked my lock before or you’ve just picked a lock in general?” noel assumed he mean the latter , but she was a little too drunk to make that connection in her head. if theo hadn’t moved to get up so quickly noel honestly would have been content just laying there on the ground with him , watching as the world spun in intoxicated circles every time she looked up but the ceiling — but it was probably best that they at least try to get into her apartment…right? “it’s this way , come on” she sighed before grabbing his hand took lead them both down the hallway and out the door to walk around to the outward side of her apartment. she knew she somewhat had to , but the thought of standing on the disgusting looking dumpster outside of her place ( and the fact that she was drunk on an empty stomach ) made noel feel a little bit sick. “thank god i left that fucking window open , i can fit in there don’t you think?” she said , though she didn’t sound too confident seeing as the open space in the window looked a lot more narrow the closer she got. “fuck theo , what if i don’t fit and we die out here?” she couldn’t help but laugh , losing her balance a little bit as she backed farther away from the window.  “can we do this later? look , there’s a mcdonald’s across the street aind i really want chicken nuggets…can we eat first and then break in??“ she said , giving her best pleading face to help sway his decision.

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theo was bored and he didn’t know who to bother - he was walking down the street and spotted the vinyl vault and he couldn’t remember the last time he had been in there - or if he ever been in there. he entered the store and looked around, running a hand through his hair as he looked through the vinyls when he felt someone approach him, which made him jump slightly. “jesus christ, you should wear a bell around your neck... god.” he said, placing his hands on his chest as he looked at lorraine, a smirk showing in his features as he looked back at the vinyls. “so, how many indie kids do you think i could annoy if i just bought two vinyls and used them to do those dj things that they used to do. you know.” he said, as he gestured like a dj and made the noises of a record scratch, letting out a chuckle. “i just know that i would end up getting death threats by some kids, i think it would be pretty funny.” theo said with a chuckle.

She ran her hand through her hair “Fine, but just so you know, I usually dont share. so try not to get use to it-” she said before stopping her brain catching up to the end of the sentence “I take it back, if that is what you eat on a regular basis, please come over for dinner whenever” she laughed softly, knowing herself ate like a toddler sometimes but it was a little more substantial. she rocked back and fourth on her feet as she watched him work on her door, she heard the click and clapped her hands “Thank you thank you” she smiled as she moved to take the clip and walked into her room with a sigh of relief “okay, here we are” she said and dropped her bag on the chair and going to the cabinet to find the bottle of vodka she had stashed “So real question now, sausage or pepperoni?? or both, cause I may be small but I could probably eat a whole pizza right now” she explained looking at him. 

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running a hand through his hair to move it out of his forehead, theo looked at the other with a small frown, before shrugging his shoulders. “i’m fine. i’ve survived this far without any real food, so i should survive a little longer... but since you’re offering dinner, i will be taking that offer.” theo said with a small sigh, as he shoved his hands in his pockets as he made his way inside of the other’s apartment, not even thinking about where he was supposed to go when he had walked past there - if there was going to be food and drinks, then theo could probably take some time for it. “i shouldn’t be drinking vodka, the last time i had a really bad experience and i woke up in a park bench. it was gross.” theo said, shuddering at the reminder but it wasn’t like that was going to stop him either way - if he didn’t have anything else to drink, then vodka it was. “i don’t know, whatever is good. i’ll eat anything you give me.” he said with a shrug, as he plopped on the other’s couch and lied down. “this place is dope, i guess. better than my room.” he said with a nod.

Claire watched him and ran her hand through her hair “Hmm I think I have some fresh banana bread, and I have a pizza in the freezer” she laughed softly as she tried to think of all the food she could have in her room. “Also I have some vodka, its comes from a potatoe so that is food right?” she said with an innocent dumb look on her face. She pulled her bag off her shoulder and started digging through it “Uh I have lip gloss, credit cards…some pencils and a paper clip?” she said holding out the paper clip with a raised brow really hoping it would work. “Well, if we have to break the window I would really not want to cut my arm and bleed out” she said a bit dramatically.

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theo looked at claire for a couple of moments as he pondered his options, raising an eyebrow and then shrugging his shoulders. “deal, i’ll take the frozen pizza. at least it’ll be some real food instead of just eating slices of cheese and drinking diet coke for dinner. “ he said with a small shrug - did he have the worst eating habits in the world? possibly. was he going to change them anytime soon? probably not, but he would keep it up as long as he survived. “and i’ll also take the vodka.” he said with a nod, before taking the paper clip, knowing that it would be good enough as he started working on the lock - he shouldn’t know how to do this, but yet, there he was. “don’t worry, you’re not cutting your fucking arm and bleed out. don’t be dramatic.” he said, as he kept working on the lock until he finally heard a click and the door opened. “you’re welcome.” he said, as he stood up and handed the paper clip back to claire.

Claire felt her cheeks turn more pink at his comment and frowned “Yeah, I uh overshare sometimes when I am nervous I am sorry” she laughed awkwardly as she watched him and then raised a brow “Wait really?” she said eagerly moving out of the way of her door to allow him access “I must say if you can get in, I will buy you whatever food you could possibly want” Claire stated, she really was just glad he might be able to get her in cause she was dying to change, she would not ask questions on why he knew such an odd skill. “work your magic, or do you need like tools?”

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theo narrowed his eyes at claire, nodding his head slowly as she spoke before shrugging his shoulders. “alright... kind of weird, but alright.” theo said with a shrug, before looking at the door once claire moved. “i’ll accept whatever food you have, as long as it isn’t some fucking healthy version of a snack that everyone loves and that got ruined.” theo said, as he kneeled by the door and watched at the lock, frowning and then looking up at claire when she asked him if he needed tools. “uh, obviously, i’m not that good at lockpicking with just my fingers. do you have a bobbypin or something i can use? because then you might as well just try and break through your window.” theo said, knowing that he wouldn’t be able to do much if he didn’t have anything to pick the lock with, but he was hoping that the other would help him out.