Invincible

Don’t judge a book by its cover, HA, more like buy the same book four times because they keep coming out with prettier and prettier covers. 

The struggle

my special skill is being able to remove stickers off of books

I am so jealous of you rn I wish I could do that

Use a blow-dryer to heat up the sticker and it’ll come right off.

WE NEED MORE PEOPLE LIKE YOU ON EARTH THANK YOU FRIEND

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT POST I MAY EVER REBLOG!

And erasers take the sticky stuff off fairly well with no damage.

my head is hurting because i thought about my future for 0.3 seconds

you can get a headache from looking at something that bright

This is the most inspiring thing I’ve seen on tumblr.

the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. 

losing an argument when you are right just because the other person is too stupid to understand what you’re saying is probably one of the most infuriating things in the entire universe