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Oh that Nase. He always thought himself so clever it was infuriating.
"FUCK YOU AND YOUR RIDICULOUSLY EXPENSIVE CAT FOOD!"
Or so he wanted to say. No, that would be unbecoming. He was better than that, after all he was a Mushu. No, no Mooshie needed that cat food. She wouldnât be happy if he brought home toro instead, like that one time whenâŚ.
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âŚit was Mooshieâs first birthday, a year to the day since young Kita had received Mooshie from the Eighth Head of the Nases at  funeral. Following somber memorial rites for their one-year passage, Kita stiffly made his way back to his private estate escaping the apathetic apologies of his uncles and the exaggerated tears of his aunts.
Under the moonlight, he felt something nuzzle his legs. Tears started to well in his eyes as the young boy felt the only genuine comfort he had received all day.
*Meow?*
He picked her up and cried into her fur. Mooshie licked him.
*Grrrrrrllll*
It was only then that he realized Mooshie was hungry. And so was he. What a peculiar feeling it is to feel hungry in all of this. He laughed away his tears and quickly wiped them away.
"How about some toro, old chap?", Kita said as he snuggled her a bit to much for her liking.
Old Nase told him not to ever give Mooshie human food. But it was a rough day and both of them needed a treat, especially with all the kid-snot in Mooshieâs fur, decided Kita. After all, whatâs the worst that could happen?
Kita didnât remember the rest of that evening. Nor any of the next week. There were strange tales of a giant cat roaming the farmlands and the smell of cat piss all over the Mushu estate. But Kita woke up too late for that; these rumors never reached his earsâŚ
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No, it wouldnât do to start a war just yet.
Screw the scroll. He was far too impatient for that crap. He planted his feet and just chargedâŚ
"IâLL SIGN AFTER I WIN, NASE"
"Hello?" The one who had challenged him became quite silent all of a sudden. Hisoka could only guess Mushu had once again, lost himself in a memory. Likely something about the youmu-cat. Let's face it, nothing could occupy this kid's attention like that furry creature. The eleven-year-old head of household was just about to wave his hand in front of Mushu's face when the other snapped to attention.
Rather fiercely, Lord Mushu made his attack and Hisoka felt the urge to face palm.Â
Why was it that nobody ever wanted to sign the scroll first?Â
Having no other choice, Hisoka unsheathed his katana. He didn't feel like he needed it but when one was formally challenged in these areas, they must draw their weapon. It would be an insult otherwise. Though Mushu shall be quite insulted by losing the battle anyway, Hisoka figured he should at least attempt to limit the damage he'd do to the kid's ego.Â
In the end, Hisoka's counter attack was simple. First, he side stepped out of the way, dodging Mushu's attack neatly. Then, he spun his katana so that he held the blade of the weapon. "Sorry, this is going to hurt like hell." He brought the handle of his weapon down on the back of his enthusiastic opponent's neck.
Thud.
Right. That was fun. Hisoka returned his katana in sheath. To protect his hand, he had wrapped his fingers with an end of his scarf before grasping his blade. Even with the additional layer, he felt the coldness radiating off of his weapon. It was truly dangerous. Hopefully the next person to challenge him won't demand that he fought with more than just the handle.Â














