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Mikoyan-Gurevich MiG-21

"if yr stabbed dont take the knife out" okay so thats basiclaly cockwarming

i can never leave this place

sometimes you just gotta fuck up your sleep schedule by reading all 100k words of a fic you're not even enjoying, and don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise

are you in a good headspace to witness my vast and terrible wingspan

@sillyrascalheroshepherd u dragging your board games everywhere

Thinking about a vampire dude bro who won't drink girl blood- because he's afraid it will estroginise him soy products style- getting trapped in a mental cage when he learns vampire dude who only bites other dudes reads as gay

Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.

Well yes salmon does have some fat in it! And it is good! Try and eat it with some carbs, like potatoes, or maybe blinis. Why not add some vegetables as well? Steamed brocolis, grilled leaks, roasted eggplant, and maybe some cream? That sounds delicious.

Idk who this man is but he is right. Eat girls

commas save lives,,, rip girls, you were delicious,

Girls can be eaten many times if you know what you’re doing.

No this is accurate

official boob post

i love salt where would we be without salt

We all have that one guy we hate doing night watch with on our ship

"I swear to god i just saw something" Ohhh my goddd

9 Year Anniversary of the LA Gang War that threatened Markiplier’s life

It’s been a decade since an LA Gang War has threatened Markiplier’s life

the classic trope of "what if you went to a town and it was weird" never fails

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent