In My Head

punstoppable punishment

An oddly wholesome tinder experience

DM: No.

I’ve posted this before, but I will never be over it.

“Having twins made me a more relaxed parent. When you watch two kids grow up at the same time, it makes you less concerned about benchmarks. Each of them had different talents and struggles. He could do all the physical stuff first. We had to put a net on the crib because he was always climbing out. He could swim first. He learned to ride a bike several years earlier than her. But she was potty trained first. She was reading by the age of three. And she was much better at drawing pictures– her fire trucks always had four wheels, and his were just red scribbles. If I’d only had one child, I’d probably have been obsessing over these talents and struggles. I think every parent needs to feel like their child is special. But twins made me realize that all children grow differently. And it’s absurd to rank and classify them at such a young age.”

— -our Rogue, when he has to do a stealth skill

— -our Rogue, when he has to do a stealth skill

Me to myself: “Will Smith doesn’t have to cuss when he raps to sell records, but I do. So fuck him, and fuck you too.”

Explain this.