Welcome Citizens of Moralton. It is with a heavy heart that we in the Forghetty’s discord server announce that the beloved Mayor Clay Middleinital Puppington has been called by the lord to other pursuits.
We gather here today because it is up to you righteous Gd fearing Protestants to get out to the polls and VOTE!
Cast Your Ballot, the Lord is watching.
Mr. Carvedson
Dottie Trophywife
Sal Figurelli
Voting ended onOct 4, 2024
Below for your education is a description of our candidates platforms, provided by our correspondent @sinvilles
- Beloved local Pious Scouts troop leader
- Promises to reallocate town budget towards education and parks and rec
- Pro-gay marriage- focus on the family by letting gay people marry and start their own families!
- Strengthen Moralton's economy by lowering taxes and promoting spending
- Moralton's second ever female candidate
- Good looking, and promises to legalize TV again so people know it
- Promises to grant reproductive rights and access to abortion for all women in Moralton
- Keep police budget the same, be harder on criminals and general offenders- THAT MEANS YOU TOO, OREL!
- Not exactly lax on gay rights but she's not gonna stop you
- Lowering taxes on immoral good
- Token Italian candidate
- "See?? We're not racist!"
- Active member in Moralton's community and provides multiple valuable retail and public services
- Family focused platform
- Will say yes to anything
- Expand the economy by lowering property taxes and making it easier to relocate to Moralton
- His appointment will backfire on Moralton's white population and non-white statesota residents will start moving to Moralton. They actually have to suck it up and get over it.
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