good better best bested

I hope this is because Beckett isn’t above the hilarity of bodily functions, because I just cracked up for a good two minutes trying to read Lucky’s speech

I was base enough today to draw this dead gull for you

kindly GTFO of my srs theatre wikipedia research, Doctor Who fandom

In the last two weeks I've suffered a rib contusion falling over ice skating, nausea from painkillers, jaw tension/spasms from anti-nausea pills; and lived all my nightmares when I chipped a tooth and split my chin fainting on the weekend. If the tooth eventually needs a root canal, the worst part of this whole ordeal will still be the Coldplay concert DVD I was subjected to in the dental chair when it was being patched up

bought my first full time fancy knife yesterday and had to stop myself from pulling some of these ones out in the store.

Not pictured: the several seasons of Pretty Little Liars (poor man's gossip girl) I have watched. 

despite the ill fitting blazer I am reasonably pleased with my op shop party outfit

so I guess getting married is now a thing I want to do

On a date w/ a boy and he made me a circuit in exchange for a cupcake and I thought it was dating chicken but HE ACTUALLY DID and so did I but I hid it via mother's day