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Why are they in Hell
because if you have sex you will die and go to hell
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Why are they in Hell
because if you have sex you will die and go to hell

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📻 Sports Car [ART]
🎵 Mature, digital ❗ Warnings/Tags: NSFW art, submissive harry potter, no other warnings? 🎵 Song Prompt: 'Sports Car' by tate mcrae
🎵 Summary:
Visions of Drarry, inspired by Sports Car by Tate McRae
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🎶 H/D Wireless Fic🎶
📻 Nobody Knows You
🎵 Teen and Up, 9,030 ❗ Warnings/Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Case-fic like, draco whump, Angst with a Happy Ending, Auror Harry Potter, Unspeakable Draco Malfoy, POV Harry Potter, Fluff, Banter, Physically Scarred Draco Malfoy, Cursed Draco Malfoy 🎵 Song Prompt: I'll Believe in Anything by Wolf Parade
🎵 Summary:
Draco Malfoy is cursed. Harry Potter refuses to let him live a life he doesn't deserve.
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Acamas (1936), George Platt Lynes
i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw

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remember that short story they made you read in school called The Lottery where the whole town gets together and just stones a motherfucker at random what the fuck was up with that
Actually, I know what was up with that!
When The Lottery (by Shirley Jackson) was first published, tons of people wrote into the newspaper that published it to demand to know what the hell it was meant to be about
I suppose, I hoped, by setting a particularly brutal ancient rite in the present and in my own village to shock the story’s readers with a graphic dramatization of the pointless violence and general inhumanity in their own lives.
So basically the story is written in such a way that the uncritical nature of the townspeople is highlighted, when it comes to their own traditions. Every year the town commits outright violent murder, but because it’s ‘normal’ to them, they don’t think of it in those terms. The reader, who isn’t part of the town’s cultural assumptions, sees the horrific nature of their actions. But the characters in the story don’t.
In essence, it’s a story about normalization (before that phrase was coined). The point is to make you think about what cruelties might be passing uncriticized in your own culture, just because they seem ‘normal’ to you. Maybe your town doesn’t stone someone to death once a year, but there are other ways for communities to kill people, or let them suffer. And some of those are just as needless and just as rooted in unquestioned assumptions about how the world works, or how society needs to operate. The people in The Lottery were hesitant to give up their tradition because they believed it guaranteed them a good harvest. Revealing, in that hesitance, that the possibility of a bad outcome was more frightening to them than an atrocity they’d normalized.
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📻 Isle of Wank
🎵 Explicit, 21,084 ❗ Warnings/Tags: Drug Use 🎵 Song Prompt: 'Wet Dream' by Wet Leg
🎵 Summary:
It's summer vacation. Harry drags Draco to the beach, Ron cooks delicious food, Hermione can't stop thinking about work, Luna's enjoying the fauna and flora, and Zacharias is… there. Everything is set up for a perfectly enjoyable trip, if only Draco would stop waking up with hard-ons from his trippy dreams
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A Bird Towards Morning Rated: G Fandom: Harry Potter, Myst Summary: The Tuesday after their first anniversary, Draco disappears.
A little fic for @apricitydays-lazynights (photo cred!), with help from @starquestingfordrarry.

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📻 Salt
🎵 Explicit, 91,475
❗ Warnings/Tags: Post-WarJournalist Draco Malfoy, Islander Harry Potter, Deaf Harry Potter, Highlands and Islands, British Sign Language, Explicit Sexual Content, Switching, Frottage, Anal Sex, Mild Breathplay, mild choking, Implied Harry/Charlie not on the page, Daily Prophet (Harry Potter), Daily Prophet Newsroom, Falling In Love, on the page, Flirting, Banter, Scottish Wildlife, puffins, Outdoor Sex, Drunk Sex, Mention of recreational drug use, a wee love letter to Scotland, very many redheads, Mild Angst with a happy ending, Found Family, Cunty city boy vs the countryside
🎵 Song Prompt: 'Salt' by Ben Camden
🎵 Summary:
When a lead drops on Draco's desk revealing the whereabouts of one Harry James Potter – missing from public life for over fourteen years – he knows it's exactly the career-saving scoop he's been looking for.
As for why the saviour of Wizarding Britain has holed himself up on a tiny island in the Outer Hebrides, Draco has no idea.
But he's going to find out.
Or, Draco falls in love in Scotland.
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A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.
Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?
Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.
Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok
Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts
Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes
Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks
A++ addition
Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?
Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great
I LOVE THIS
Oh no, murder comedy is my jam
I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It’d be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they’re a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it’s completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.
Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it’s a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there’s something to the theory, but it’s all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author’s home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don’t seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that’s it. Most they do is leave for groceries.
So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he’ll FINALLY have proof.
Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal.
“You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer.”
Serial killer breaths in. “Look-”
…perfect
I don’t like actual murder mysteries, but this is perfect
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since we all agree hermione and harry are the chaotic menaces who are the bane of their enemies' existence, the best thing to think abt is ron and draco reluctantly bonding over how unhinged their partners are . a union of vaguely concerned husbands wondering what kind of crime their respective partners are up to right now
OH MY GOD I AM SO HERE FOR THIS!
this, combined with ron and draco learning (together, as an another reluctant bonding activity) the Wonders and Horrors of muggle appliances. ron weasley vs the vcr. draco malfoy vs the dishwasher. ron weasley and draco malfoy vs the refrigerator light. they’re both entranced with the microwave.
#draco and ron as the tv turns on: [gasping] WITCHCRAFT#hermione & harry: you are literally wizards via @soup-of-the-daisies
I am screaming. This is brilliant. Absolutely 100% canon. Just imagine Ron going from very reluctantly tolerating Draco because Harry is his best friend in the whole world to actually ?! bonding ?? with him??!?!!
Draco: "He came home bloodied yesterday. Again!"
Ron: "Ugh tell me about it... Alright, let's try the esperesoo machine again? Or however it's called"
Hermione: Ron for the last time the man in the television advertising mouthwash for bad breath was not being rude to you! He can’t even see you. There was no reason to hex the television set!
Ron: He was so! He was looking right at me. Draco back me up.
Draco: It’s true. I saw the whole thing.
I just don't think we're talking about Shane at the aquarium enough
OP: Why couldn’t traditional Chinese Yinpiao银票/silver drafts be forged if they were merely slips of paper? (cr大明宝钞,渐越)
Traditional Chinese yinpiao/silver drafts were paper vouchers issued by private banks starting from the Song Dynasty(960–1279). People could exchange these slips for physical silver at bank branches across the country.
Silver drafts were made in multiple copies with matching serrated seal edges. One copy went to the customer and others stayed at the bank. All edges had to fit perfectly together to withdraw silver. The unique split edge marks were almost impossible to copy.
This mechanism is known as qifeng骑缝 (split-joint seal) in China. It first originated in the Western Zhou Dynasty (1046–771 BC). The Rites of Zhou records that contracts were written on bamboo or wooden slips in duplicate. Notches and marks were carved in the middle before splitting the slips, with each party keeping one half. The two halves would be matched by their notches for verification.
During the Spring and Autumn and Warring States periods (770–221 BC), this idea evolved into hufu虎符/tiger tally tokens. A military tally was split into two pieces with identical inscriptions carved along the split edge. Troops could only be deployed if the patterns and characters on both halves perfectly aligned, serving as a metal version of the split-joint anti-counterfeiting system.
The technology matured in the Tang Dynasty (618–907). Government documents and private contracts commonly used split-joint seals stamped across the dividing line. The Chinese character "hetong合同" (contract) was written across the middle before the paper was torn apart, so the complete characters would only appear when the two halves were put together. This split-coupon system was later adopted for Song Dynasty (960–1279) jiaozi paper money and yinpiao/silver drafts of the Ming and Qing dynasties (1368–1912).
Official Song dynasty paper money (Jiaozi交子) was abolished in 1107. Private silver drafts issued by Qing-era piaohao票行 (ancient exchange banks) vanished completely in 1951, hit hard by modern banks and currency reforms. Nowadays silver drafts no longer circulate as currency. Their collectible value depends on their rarity and physical condition.
Split-joint seals (骑缝章qifengzhang)are still widely used on important paper documents in modern China, an anti-tampering technique passed down from ancient times. They are applied across the edge of multi-page contracts, bidding documents and official archives. If any page is removed or replaced, the broken seal pattern can prove the file has been altered.
OMG I got so excited about this because they used a really similar (though far less refined) version of this for contracts in the European medieval period!
First they were called "chirographs", but later the word "indenture" (in its earliest meaning as just a legal document of any kind between two people) came to be used, originating from the practice of a contract being written twice on a single piece of parchment and then cut in half with serrated edges (as in dent, "teeth" -> indents -> indenture) in order for each party to take one half, so they could later piece them together and verify that there had been no forgery -- same as the Chinese silver drafts!
(Charter of the Clerecía de Ledesma, 1252, showing the serrated indents at the top -- presumably they are cutting rather than tearing because they're using parchment, which I expect is much harder to tear than wood-pulp paper like the Chinese were using)
Delights me when human beings find similar ways to solve the same problem at two different ends of the world. <3

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OP: How to fold a paper bat plane with flappable wings (cr到车请故意,唛大叔)