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i’m like dropping hints that i’m an alien

really subtle ones, yeah

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new conspiracy: me and my trusty accomplice, @your-soul-is-unbreakable have come to the conclusion that matt is not only an alien, but a SHAPESHIFTING one at that. seriously, how else did he SING that guitar solo in muscle museum. the only logical conclusion is that he animorphed into a fucking GUITAR

#theories

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Matthew Bellamy 2004 / 2013

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@citizen-released HE DOESN’T AGE, ANOTHER PROOF THAT HE’S AN ALIEN CLONE

#uhh open your eyes america

therealmatthewbellamy

i’m going through a mild extraterrestrial crisis

#:)

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so i was searching for some fancy “alien music” and this happened

#see? EVEN YOUTUBE KNOWS #wake up america!

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TMBC - The Matt Bellamy Conspiracy

@themattbellamyconspiracy

#CHECKMATE #NON-BELIEVERS

therealmatthewbellamy

our band is just a radiohead rip-off and i lied about being human

therealmatthewbellamy

sorry my account was hacked, maybe by russians (suspicious) and it’s not true!! we’re not a radiohead rip-off, quit making these jokes, it’s not funny anymore

official-chris-wolstenholme

Mate, you left your phone unlocked. What did you expect to happen?

realdominichoward-archive-blog

fucker deserves it

#ohhh likely FUKCING story #how convenient

wholepapers

aliens

#interesting

hyper-muse-music

ok but if matt bellamy actually was an alien i bet they sent him to earth because he pissed someone off and this is his punishment

rickymortyy

I mean probably

#theories

therealmatthewbellamy

why are you like this, just why

I born this way.

haha sorry i just love lady gaga, i had to

exogenetics-symphony

#outdated references? sounds like someone's trying a little too hard to blend in with the human race!

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the drones era more like the “was this photo of matt bellamy taken 10 years ago or 10 minutes ago" era

#he doesn't age #wonder why 🤔

the suspect has made contact. replies quickly, he must have a pretty nice SATELLITE. on his UFO. in SPACE.

#the truth is out there

therealmatthewbellamy

Are you now, or have you ever been, in an alien orgy

both

#interesting...

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one may thought soldier’s poem was the only victim of matt’s part-time dementia but this is a terrible misconception, we were so naive

@my-dark-shines @dronesforhands @absoluxion @pizzazzer

(is there anything this man knows abt his own band?)

yeetorandi

He’s got Space Dementia™ from all the alien probing over the years.

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HOW CAN HE NOT KNOW WHAT ALBUM STARLIGHT IS ON IT’S LITERALLY GOT THE ALBUM TITLE IN IT A BUNCH OF TIMES

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it’s literally the title track like the name of the album is FROM this song diwoniwiwiwhwi]4uw9o2

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HE HAS NO CLUE

/ TMBC confirmed /

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is this like the Avril Lavigne conspiracy but it’s ‘Matt died after BH&R’?

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as @my-dark-shines commented before the theory is the following: matt bellamy was abducted by aliens back in the absolution era but the band decided to continue touring so they replaced him

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Now, I kinda have a complete theory:

Soldier’s Poem is an alien folklore song that was passed to us through the doppelganger of real Matt Bellamy, who was actually abducted by aliens during the Absolution era and replaced by a bit defective clone, who constantly messes up the embedded memories. That is why not real Matt thinks that he “wrote” Soldier’s Poem before BHaR and that it is on Absolution. This can be proved by the fact the doppelganger doesn’t have the unique feature of the real Matt i.e. THE REBEL TOOTH

yeetorandi

Oh my god I just pictured like… they abducted original Matt during the Abso Era, and then replaced him. But then they misplaced the original Matt somewhere on the ship (he somehow gets loose), so they have to abduct his replacement, Cloned Matt. Since hes always busy they had to produce a 3rd clone… so we have a 3rd version of Matt which is so out of tune from the original we’ve finally realized Real Matt™ has been gone this whole time.

Maffoo is somewhere on a space ship hiding from his captors, and one day when he returns we’ll hear of his insane experience.

tagtra

The exogenesis symphony is the alien’s cry for help a la tiny rick singing let me out

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i love that it’s a full-blown theory now

#theories

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find out: friday at discovery channel 10pm

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