horror? the most tender and romantic genre

ART as a character is great because it's an answer to the age-old question of "what if you encountered what's essentially a man-made eldritch horror and it was so fucking annoying about it"

so now the montreal metrosexuals dont want their captain a little gay with it all of the sudden

I know it’s been said but pipe dream is such a crazy thing to call someone Andrew really said you are an unobtainable fantasy that I foolishly desire and it went right over Neil’s head

#I understand why he had enough and just told Neil he would blow him (via @prettyboyneil)

Neil noticing Jean was into Renee after a few brief moments at the banquet I know Andrew was sick oh that you noticed but when I, Andrew Minyard….

jean perfectly stripping dark box dye from neil’s hair and bringing it back to its natural red having done that precisely 0 times before and carrying it out with no help, no sleep, and only the lighting of a dark ass basement over the course of a single night is just proof that jean really can do absolutely anything that he puts his mind to

do you think after Jean gets more adjusted to the Trojans and develops some healthier relationships he calls Kevin like so what were the intricate daddy issues you were talking about with Neil. I want to talk about that too. I have some things to add. and Kevin has to break it to him Neil made it up to be a cunt