Someone put this guy in a bubble

I just realised it's been a year since this story first came out.

Frisk, would you consider yourself one popcorn tall?

Hey frisk! Want me to teach you how to say MOM in wingdings?

i dont live in an area with cats but!! these two mated Canadian geese always come 'round this time of year in my neighborhood! they've claimed the grassy area (in the middle of the cul-de-sac) as their own. theyre not that bad tbh. but they poop a LOT more than cats. and everywhere.

What's your opinion on cats? Would you consider them better than dogs?

WELL.... there is a different AU where yall were confirmed to be from test tubes and then your creat- Dr W.D. Gaster experimented on you and whatnot and was super evil It's called the Handplates AU!!

Okay now ask Flowey how many times you died :D

psssttt... sans.... i dare you to pretend to fall down..... i'll give/do whatever ya want if you do....... ...pssstttt... by the way, us anons are..... uh.... kinda mini-gods in a way.... anyway!

we believe one fell into the core and the other died normally, was killed by the others experiments, or simply never existed and you were born in vats by the one.

sans, unfortunately you will be being put down tomorrow. fortunately, that means we're all gonna have an entire day dedicated to you before putting you down like a dying dog

your parents didnt abandon you. well, at least one of them didnt. the othere... maybe???

Ayyyyyyyyy everybody, I hope we can B great friends, I definitely C it in our future

How many times have you died sans? Like in numbers lol

This one's for Papyrus,