The Lost Wither Cat

If your roleplay partner:

Flat out tells you “your character sucks”, “your writing sucks” etc

Guilt-trips you/says mean things when you roleplay with others and not them

Makes fun of you for not drawing your own character

Makes fun of you personally/mocks you

Isn’t considerate of your real life problems/busy-ness

Tells you that you cannot roleplay with others

Tells you what to do/manipulates you/belittles you

Makes you constantly feel like you’re a terrible person when you aren’t

Floods you with messages even after you’ve told them to stop/that you’re busy and cannot roleplay

Find a new partner.

“____________. Its a colossial mess of short stories, most of which have little to no connection to any of the others.”

“What follows is seven stanzas of dwarf names.”

“TOLKIN YOU HACK!”

“Welcome to my humble abode!”

“And ______ trips and falls onto his sword like an idiot.”

“I’d have called Uber, but I could use the fresh air.”

“That’s pretty much indicative of the overall quality of argument through the rest of the story.”

“I know where we should start looking!”

“Psst. Kid. Chuck it at his head.”

“This is the story where _______ takes the joke way too far.”

“It’s the ultimate party game! Play it with your friends!”

⍤ : What does your muse’s voice sound like? Is it light? High pitched? Scratchy? Deep? 

✍ : What is your muse’s handwriting like? Is it neat? Sloppy? Fancy?

☕ : Does your muse prefer coffee or tea?

⌚ : Is your muse good with keeping on schedule for meetings, appointments, or events, or are they always late? Or, are they always a bit early?

♿ : Has your muse had any injuries in the past?

☺ : What is your muse’s smile like? Do they smile often?

⚡ : How does your muse feel about storms? Are they afraid of them, or do they calm them?

⚠ : How does your muse react to possibly dangerous situations? Do they face them head-on, or do they plan out their actions first?

☃  : What is your muse’s favorite season? What about their least favorite season, if they have one? 

☂  : Does your muse like rain?

☼ : Does your muse like daytime or nighttime more?

🏨  : How well does your muse sleep?

❤ : What are your muse’s thoughts on love? If they are not in a relationship, do they believe that they will ever find a perfect someone for them?

☘ : Does your muse believe in luck? How about fate?

⚯ : Does your muse have good eyesight? If not, what is it like? Are they nearsighted or farsighted? Or both? Do they use glasses? Or do they prefer contacts?

👓 : If your muse wears glasses, what are their glasses frames like?

♨ : Does your muse have good table manners? How do they feel about bad table manners?

❀ : What is your muse’s opinion about flower crowns?

♬ : Does your muse sing well? Regardless of whether they sing well or not, do they enjoy singing?

📐 : Is your muse good at math? Do they like it, or do they hate it?

♞ : What is your muse’s favorite animal?

εїз : How does your muse feel about bugs and insects?

📱 : Does your muse prefer calling or texting?

☆ : Of the sun, stars, and the moon, which is your muse’s favorite?

ツ : Does your muse prefer lots of friends, or just a few close ones?