TheLonelyAbsol

I had a dream last night where my bearded dragon Jinkles escaped from his tank in the middle of the night to go put on a tiny crown

Im screaming, i love this. Please make him a crown now

Is it just me or do frog owners give their frogs the most obscure names but they’re like so fitting??? Like someone can be like “this is my Pac-Man frog, her name is Pineapple Fanta” and I’d just think like absolutely stellar you funky little creature

I named my apple-green whites tree frog Jello, so i feel that lol

My sister would slap me if i didn't do it first, no way we'd let that kind of money slip from our grasp

Wait till you see ribbot and raddle

Yes ill take 11

This is a whole mood

Took me a minute, didnt see the finneon at first i was like "did the op give this vaporeon a D: mouth?" And then i realised what it was

IM CRYING OH MY GOD

I have a former friend who had a snake back when she lived with me that absolutely exploded when he pooped, and this is the only time ive ever heard a snake make a sound like this but this tops that

I love how you say the pepper and tomato are getting along fine, like there was a chance they might not lmao

I've never been a makeup person but I'm gonna get an eyeshadow palette and some eyeliner and fuck around.

Do it. Draw little plants in green eyeliner, i support this

I only got black though :(

Outline the leaves in black eyeliner then, and color in the rest of it with eyeshadow

I've never been a makeup person but I'm gonna get an eyeshadow palette and some eyeliner and fuck around.

Do it. Draw little plants in green eyeliner, i support this

im literally laughing so hard right now im going to throw up

(Asks for context anyway)