Stronger than she knows

you'd think that "inhuman thing that isn't a person but speaks like a person and talking to it will slowly drive you mad" would only be found in folktales and fables and so on. but no. chatgpt

not photogenic but i probably look sooo good as a distant memory

*Looking at you with no emotion in my eyes* I am normal about failure and I don’t grieve every single thing that has deeply touched me even if it’s no longer in my life

every day i look at the sink and i’m like seriously? honest to god i have used dishes once again?

this post is not for people frustrated by ppl putting dishes in their communal sink bc “oh i would NEVER leave a dish in the sink.” fuck off you already have your life together you don’t need this post. this is for the slimes and losers whose sinks are filled with the dishes of their own creation. this is for the lazy women, the useless men, the pathetic enbies. get out of here you sparkling clean dished heathens

i get so irrationally angry at phone calls unless i love you. like no you cannot disturb me..... except you specifically can actually

to the extended car warranty phone callers: you are not my beloved. die

you know in pride and prejudice (2005) when mr bingley says “i would like to request the privilege of speaking to miss bennet”.. i think that’s what all men should do before speaking to me

Wow I’m So Glad I Got My Chemical Romance Tickets, I Hope Something Terrible, Life Altering, And Global Doesn’t Happen That Prevents Me From Seeing Them This Year, Which Is 2020

By Fall Out Boy