What is your Truth?

we need an episode where laszlo drinks the blood of someone on adderall and spends the whole episode Normal

Took me too long to realize this was about what we do in the shadows and not, as I initially interpreted it, camp lazlo

I think all First Kill money that was supposed to go into cgi was put into hiring milfs gilfs and dilfs and im not mad about it

“First Kill is bad” to YOU. It was actually made for ME personally though so shut up. Sorry you can’t appreciate a pining lesbian vampire with a gay best friend that’s ride or die, a lesbian monster hunter with a neon aesthetic and a relationship with her ex, milfs, a complete lack of homophobia, monster hunting, shitty cgi, and cliche romantic tropes queer people never get to enjoy, but me? Well I can because I have TASTE

first kill is my new favorite show because it had lines like “it was no match for the gods of olympus. so why would i be immune to the insanity of first love?” but also “did you eat…. my mother?” and that duality is camp

i'll fuck you eventually relax let me be funny first

If Trump goes to prison during pride month I will literally never stop laughing like to charge reblog to cast give me all of your evil thoughts and prayers for this freak to get his first ever consequence.

what should i get at ihop