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It's "funny" but if you think about,
The phrase "money can't buy you happiness" is literally a phrase made to placate the poor and divert their attention away from the blatant abuse of power and classism that thrives in capitalism.
Money buys food, heat, shelter, medicine, and most importantly the very thing that the rich fear the most. Opportunity.
Because if they couldn't gate keep then all their status as being special falls away.
But what is so sad is, for all the money the rich have. Their world is so small. Sure they can go anywhere, do anything, be whatever they want to be, but only with the people who they have yet to burn bridges with.
Because the only way you get to be rich in a capitalist system is 1. Be born into money, 2. Betray and abuse people all the way to the top, or 3. Get extremely lucky and make something everyone needs.
And number 2 is sadly the more successful and available way for "everyone" to reach that level of wealth.
You literally have to trade your humanity for status.
And isn't that what it all comes back to? Trading one thing for another thing?
We didn't move beyond the most basic of social systems. We trade our time for things that we need to live. But when the value of those things can be artificially inflated and manipulated, then effort itself becomes meaningless.
When does effort become so devalued that we just stop working all together?
And that's the crazy part that is happening right now. Companies want to trade out human workers for AI and robotic workers because beyond the cost of buying them and servicing them, they will pay for themselves by being able to work almost non-stop.
But then, if you fire all the workers, then no one can afford to buy anything, or pay rent, or even buy the things they don't need but the companies want to sell to you.
I do wonder what logic goes through their heads when they choose to impoverish the very people they rely on to sell their products to.
Because there is a breaking point. It's happened many times in human history. Usually due to wars but The Great Depression was probably the most obvious sign that there was a major flaw with capitalism but nobody wanted to take the opportunity to fix it.
And now, in the 21st century, as we very slowly approach fusion power, and lab grown everything, and 3d printing and AI this and AI that. Where the hell does the normal human fit in?
Because not everyone can just drop one job and switch to a technical and mechanical skill set for servicing the machine that just took their old job.
This isn't the ending of the newer Charlie and the Chocolate Factory movie where his dad gets a new job repairing the toothpaste machine that originally got him fired.
When does it threaten the jobs of those who actually have enough capital to fight it? Like the Doctors or Dentists, or any other highly delicate job that so heavily relies on human intuition.
That's what I worry about. Like sure all the non creative, repetitive manual labor jobs are likely to be taken away from us all. But when it comes to those jobs that we used to go to college for, the ones that should have been safe for our whole lives, what about those?
Well now we have to deal with AI take those jobs while the bots take the physical labor jobs.
You would think at this point, great all that money those companies must be saving should be taxed and then spent on giving everyone homes, and healthcare and utilities for free right?
Right?
Of course fucking not. Because if you destroy your working class by firing all of them, then you also destroy your customer classes. And despite how much money the rich love to throw out the window on stupid shit, that doesn't add up to the collective profits they get from the rest of us.
So they are pretty much signing their own stealth certificate. Unless governments sack up and make sure people are taken care of. But politicians and money have been in a nasty situation for thousands of years so that shit isn't ending anytime soon.
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Cat: sir?
Man: Yes?
Cat: I wanted to let you know, if you died right now, I would eat you. Not because I don't care about you but because I couldn't stand watching you rot away into bones.
Man:....uh thanks?
*Cat looks at the man. Unblinkingly*
Man: uh...same?
*the cat nods and goes back to preening itself*
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I want to write a paper about how absolute dog shit the argument for Capitalism and "Inflation" are. Cus like, we aren't running out of oil, drilling for it has only gotten more efficient over time, and we definitely have cheaper ways to transport it. So supply is not the problem and therefore, the demand is being kept up with.
So where does the "inflation" come from other than greed? Every commodity is interconnected but it always flows back to how something is grown or transported.
The farmers need fuel so even that goes back to fucking oil.
But yet, somehow, despite improvements to production, transportation and accessibility, soooome how they can justify shaking gas prices up and down like a pogo stick during a 9.5 earthquake.
And no, the wars got nothing to do with it.
Isn't it funny how everybody except nonbinary people say "theyfab/theymab was reclaimed so it's ok if I say it !!" and then get mad when nonbinary people tell them to shut up
I'm sure there are people who have reclaimed theyfab and theymab for themselves, but when you're not nonbinary and you're calling people theyfabs/theymabs because you don't like them how is that not transphobic
Being trans doesn't exempt you from being bigoted
People seem not to understand that the only people who get to freely use a reclaimed term are the people in the targeted community!!!
And importantly, reclaiming turns a word POSITIVE.
If you’re using theyfab/theymab negatively, you’re just using a slur, regardless of whether or not you’re nonbinary.
This whole issue could have been avoided had we not reused they and them, since both already had a complicated history with being used as a singular and plural pronoun devoid of gender connotation.
Makes about as much sense as the "royal" we.
There just needed to be a new word invented instead of forcing everyone to deal with yet another deviation to mostly established grammar.
Like I guess in old Greek the term for referring to both genders at once is Epicene so y'all could have just gone with Epic or maybe Cene or something idk. Or just taken from multiple cultures and made a new term.

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Someone needs to remind our leftist betters that whiteness does not exist on the scientific level, only the social and cultural levels that we assign meaning to. There is no "white DNA" because there is objectively no white race. Because race is entirely made up. Like, I know y'all have been spending a lot of time around David Duke lately, but can we please at least get back to when y'all could understand this very basic concept? Y'all used to pretend to support Critical Race Theory, remember?
This this this
This is how leftists can view jews as white whilst white supremists view us as poc. This is how it was once widely accepted that Italians weren't white.
White privilege for jews is and always has been conditional, even now. And it only extends to a specific type of jew. That being someone who looks like a "stereotypical" Ashkenazi jew who isn't too observant. The moment a jew doesn't fit that, they get othered. If an Ashkenazi jew doesn't look white-passing or are very observant, they get othered. Beta Israeli jews get straight up ignored, whilst Sephradim and Mizrahim only are acknowledged to try and put down Ashkenazim. Don't even get me started on how Black Ashkenazim and other jew who doesn't fit what antisemites expect a jew from their minhag to look like are treated.
Like Taika Waititi who is Māori is Ashkenazi and he doesn't experience white privilege.
And jews like Taika, who are mixed, often have their jewishness straight up ignored, or is seen as the lesser of the two (or more) identities. His jewishness is only mentioned when talking about whether or not it was okay for him to make Jojo rabbit and when he signed a letter wanting the return of the hostages. His legal surname is Cohen.
And to bring it back to beta israeli jews for a second, when people say "jews are white", and you bring up for example Eden Manainov, or Shahar Saul, or Balishag, all israeli (nationality) beta israeli artists as a counter point, people will just go "well obviously not them. I was making a generalization". And that minimizes the diversity found within the jewish population. In israel, out of all 7,400,000 jewish residents, 2.4% (177,600) are beta Israeli. That's too many to make a generalization when we are just solely talking about beta israeli jews, and not including any other jews.
The term race is suspect from the start. We don't define any other animal on the planet with that nomenclature. Maybe "breed" would be a better term, but the differences in breeds of a species can be much more drastic than simple differences in melanin levels in the skin. Which sure is a genetic difference but not like the difference between a Pug and a Great Dane.
The differences in different people's outward appearance is so miniscule. And the differences internally are even less so. Maybe a deviation for possible height one way or another. Some minor genetic junk dealing with immune system stuff and a few other things but it's such a drastically small difference that it is scientifically pointless to separate us out on such minor differences.
Sadly the world is not run by scientists. Just assholes who like to cherry pick data to further their own idiot narratives. They have been doing it with religion for centuries so it's not really a surprise they would do it to science.
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Idk, seems like the most accurate design to the original to me.
Everyone losing their minds, saying they turned him into a fursuit. Have y'all SEEN the original SNES design? He literally IS a fursuit.
My only criticism is the legs. All of Star Fox's team had their legs amputated because it helped keep their blood in the upper parts of their bodies during major G force events.
Real fighter pilots wear suits that squeeze their legs for the same reason, so that design choice showed how hardcore the characters were.
No one loves playing rock fucking stupid dumb like Hasan stans.
A major tenant of socialism is redistributing wealth. If you have way more than you need, you are supposed to give up the rest to the State or simply give it away if you do not live in a Socialist state.
Hasan doesn't give away shit. He uses his money to buy super expensive clothes and homes and cars and shock collars for his dog and poorism tours to Cuba and propaganda tours to China.
And if he didn't swear he was a socialist, I wouldn't give a shit. But the world's most thin-skinnned fuckshit swears he's totally a socialist but also totally needs multimillions to live on. Although, let's be real, preaching everyone should be equal while sitting on a pile of money and resources you swear should be redistributed is dead on correct from a historical standpoint of all the people Hasan claims to want to emulate. Mao never went hungry. Stalin did not feel any energy shortages. Pol Pot never worked the fields he subjected others to die of overwork and starvation in.
"He can be rich because he advocates for something I believe in" when one of the core tenants of the belief system is that the bougie class must be taken down is such cognitive dissonance it staggers me.
This person got blocked without me adding a response because I refuse to explain shit to people who don't want to know, and that's his fucking fan base all over.
The problem a lot of these followers of "rich" "progressives" is the idea that their material wealth and seemingly liberal ideals means that being rich can be something you can be and also not be a bigot Republican.
But what they are actually missing is that separation of morality that takes every fool with too much wealth regardless of political leanings.
Now that is not to say that people who live in the middle and lower economic classes are fucking saints but there is a uniquely evil mind set that comes from losing ones connection with the rest of humanity as your personal wealth grows.
It just allows you a self given privilege to tell others how they are living their lives wrong or to dehumanize them because they don't have what you have.
Out of all the forms of "othering" rich vs poor is probably up there as the worst. At least top 3.
Those who don't learn their history will condemn us all to repeat it
Wow, I wonder why people "combing grey hair and walking with canes" might react passionately to major social justice victories that occurred during their lifetimes.
An interesting point someone made the other that I think is very true, is the disconnect between post millennials and order pop culture and political history is the loss of TV. They aren't forced to watch whatever happens to be on, so they aren't exposed to random movies, music videos, news casts and just older information like we had back in the day.
Gen Z barely knows who Green Day and early 2000s political and pop culture references and anything beyond 1995 it's just gone. And Alpha and Beta will be even worse. Their cultural knowledge will be what is happening in the now rather than having an exposure to what came before.
Why?
The single greatest question and answer we ask and learn over and over again is “Why did that happen?”. It drove the creation of religions, sciences, art and every system of government we have. “Why” is the very essence of the human condition. Be it “why are we here” to “why did I do that?” We question our perception of reality in order to anchor ourselves, and it is only when we lose the ability to ask why or care why, that we lose our hold on reality. So the question becomes, “why” are we still so obsessed with the question of “why”?
When our ancestors observed lightning and eventually the destructive power of fire, they most likely asked themselves, “why did that happen?”. That question itself spawned thousands of years worth of mythologies and religious formations. Zeus, Thor, Indra, Raijin, and many many more deities were created as a way to rationalize the power and indiscriminate nature of lightning. Many natural phenomena that mystified ancient peoples would be explained as magical or divine entities, as the sciences were not yet to the point that we would understand the world as it was.
As we grew into larger and more complex societies, we would establish mathematics and systems of government in order to bring order to the chaos that could sometimes erupt from conflicts between nomadic peoples. We would slowly shift from wandering and scavenging to farming and settlement building. The Mesopotamian empire would be the earliest major human civilizations built in our history, but even that took millions of years of growth to achieve. The very nature of the creation of stone structures took millions of years and the understanding of geometry, even if a system of math truly wasn’t understood. They did understand what shapes made stable building blocks and that was enough to build stronger homes than wooden huts covered in animal tarps or other foliage.
We would continue down our evolution into more and more differing civilizations, shaped by the environments that surrounded us. Regional belief systems would continue to grow until they would erupt into powerful religions and those beliefs would be the cause of conflict between peoples as everyone vied for their interpretation of the world to be the more dominant one. Even those groups with no centralized religion would butt heads with those with religious dogmas. The Huns vs the ancient Chinese, the Romans vs the growth of Judaism and eventually the adoption of Christianity. The Crusades vs Islam, despite the fact that both were born of Judaism. Humanity had found its greatest self destructive weapon, and all in the name of who had the best answer to the question of “why”.
Even in the modern age, with all the scientific progress and rational thought permuting throughout our cultures, we struggle to settle on a unified answer. We fight over the answer via religions, political affiliations and even scientific theologies. Wars are fought over resources, justified by the differences of cultural belief systems. Boarders are drawn based on those differences, thus alienating each other further, perpetuating the shattered visions and thus answers to the same questions we all ask. “Why”.
It is not all doom and gloom thankfully. We as a species do continue to endeavor to find answers via the “mostly” neutral act of scientific discovery. We most recently set our dreams and hopes back out into space, exploring the most basic of questions, “why did life start here?”. By further understanding the universe’s machinations, we can turn back the clock and find the origins of how life began on Earth. Then, with that better understanding, we will be able to answer the next big question, “Are we all there is in the universe?”. While it would be wildly unlikely statistically to be the only planet in all of the universe to have life, some people struggle with the idea that we are not quite as unique as we would like to think we are. That arrogance is something that scientists have had to fight with for centuries as well. As science is much harder to use as a boogeyman as religion is for controlling people. The pursuit of knowledge is almost always more liberating than making things up in order to placate people's fears.
Humanities need for the answer to “why” was, is, and never will be a bad thing. Our curiosity is what drives innovation and progress. While religious beliefs become a hindrance to that progress, their place in our lives can not be ignored or dismissed, as having that belief system is oftentimes more comforting than the lack of scientific or moral answers to the problems we face in life. Sometimes, we just need a spaghetti monster in the sky to blame, or thank for the seemingly random events in our lives, and if that gets us through the day and helps us not get stuck on the “why”, then that’s okay.
I hope humanity never runs out of things to ask “why” about or more importantly, never stops wanting to ask “why”. For as I said at the start, I feel our very handle on reality is anchored by our need to ask “why”. Without interest in our perception of reality, we would have no connection to anything beyond our own body, and I could not see anything more lonely than that.

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I hate you epitome of innocence being represented with blonde hair I hate you lightness representing goodness I hate you "angelic features" automatically being read as blonde hair and blue eyed with pale skin I hate you whiteness as the default for morality I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
Guess who's being the most annoying on this post
this post isnt about blondes and how its so unfair to them that theyre always viewed as good healthy holy morally upright outstanding people no matter what this post is about racism its about colorism its about white supremacy making people with dark features and skin literally feel evil. this is not about your stupid disney princesses or achilles or your fave anime boys being allowed to be unhinged feral shitty awful people and this sure as hell is not an opportunity for blonde people themselves to show their entire pasty flat asses and beg praise for "breaking the stereotype" by being shitty unhinged people. fandom people you are 192% of the problem. white people in general you are 1,000% the origin of the problem. this site is so unbearably white my GOD
Then leave?
No one has a gun to your head making you come here. If it's such a mental health struggle for you, then leave. You deciding to be here is on you at this point.
A public online space is like the wild West. Those who create and claim a space are just as subject to the loss of that space as any other.
Users don't choose the owners of that space. Or who is brought into it. We are just here for the ride like anyone else. If Tumble is to western white nonsense for you, then leave and make something better for you.
But clearly screaming into the white void isn't doing you any good mentally.
"erm if you donf like experiencing racism when interacting with others on the internet have you considered leaving" ah yes the offline world which famously has no racism.
if your first response to complaints about racism is "get out" then you are a racist
Except my point had nothing to do with racism and everything to do with mental health.
And I didn't say "get out". I SUGGESTED, that they leave a space where they felt frustrated and unwelcome. As we do in any physical space we find ourselves in. Plus Tumblr is not "the internet" so quit being hyperbolic.
I understand that racism is a problem on a lot of platforms, including Tumblr. It being bought by Yahoo and being "Christian-afid" is probably the main culprit.
But again, this is just one site of damn near infinite spaces to talk to people, blog or build a community or to find a community. No one is forced to be here.
Would it be better if the site was more diverse and welcoming for POC, fucking of course! But there is no magic bullet to make that happen.
So, back to my original point, if the stress and frustration of the racism on this site is negatively affecting them, then they should try to find a different space that they feel better about.
That was the only point I was trying to make. I wasn't saying they should get off the Internet, or that they should shut up about racism. Just that it would maybe, be in their self interest to find another platform to socialize on if this one is causing them so much stress.
I don't use 4chan because of all the nonsense on there, so same thing here. Whatever the reason, if the space you are choosing to be in is uncomfortable, then the choice to leave it is also on you.
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What about ANYTHING I said or in my bio says I'm a white supremacist you absolute moron? God forbid someone has both an education AND military service under their belt.
One would rationally assume that would mean I have more worldly experience than the average white supremacist. Considering most don't leave their inbred redneck communities for their entire lives.
But being rational is clearly not high on your priorities when it comes to having an adult conversation.
Your ignorance is astounding. And sad.
I hate you epitome of innocence being represented with blonde hair I hate you lightness representing goodness I hate you "angelic features" automatically being read as blonde hair and blue eyed with pale skin I hate you whiteness as the default for morality I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
Guess who's being the most annoying on this post
this post isnt about blondes and how its so unfair to them that theyre always viewed as good healthy holy morally upright outstanding people no matter what this post is about racism its about colorism its about white supremacy making people with dark features and skin literally feel evil. this is not about your stupid disney princesses or achilles or your fave anime boys being allowed to be unhinged feral shitty awful people and this sure as hell is not an opportunity for blonde people themselves to show their entire pasty flat asses and beg praise for "breaking the stereotype" by being shitty unhinged people. fandom people you are 192% of the problem. white people in general you are 1,000% the origin of the problem. this site is so unbearably white my GOD
Then leave?
No one has a gun to your head making you come here. If it's such a mental health struggle for you, then leave. You deciding to be here is on you at this point.
A public online space is like the wild West. Those who create and claim a space are just as subject to the loss of that space as any other.
Users don't choose the owners of that space. Or who is brought into it. We are just here for the ride like anyone else. If Tumble is to western white nonsense for you, then leave and make something better for you.
But clearly screaming into the white void isn't doing you any good mentally.
"erm if you donf like experiencing racism when interacting with others on the internet have you considered leaving" ah yes the offline world which famously has no racism.
if your first response to complaints about racism is "get out" then you are a racist
Except my point had nothing to do with racism and everything to do with mental health.
And I didn't say "get out". I SUGGESTED, that they leave a space where they felt frustrated and unwelcome. As we do in any physical space we find ourselves in. Plus Tumblr is not "the internet" so quit being hyperbolic.
I understand that racism is a problem on a lot of platforms, including Tumblr. It being bought by Yahoo and being "Christian-afid" is probably the main culprit.
But again, this is just one site of damn near infinite spaces to talk to people, blog or build a community or to find a community. No one is forced to be here.
Would it be better if the site was more diverse and welcoming for POC, fucking of course! But there is no magic bullet to make that happen.
So, back to my original point, if the stress and frustration of the racism on this site is negatively affecting them, then they should try to find a different space that they feel better about.
That was the only point I was trying to make. I wasn't saying they should get off the Internet, or that they should shut up about racism. Just that it would maybe, be in their self interest to find another platform to socialize on if this one is causing them so much stress.
I don't use 4chan because of all the nonsense on there, so same thing here. Whatever the reason, if the space you are choosing to be in is uncomfortable, then the choice to leave it is also on you.
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What about ANYTHING I said or in my bio says I'm a white supremacist you absolute moron? God forbid someone has both an education AND military service under their belt.
One would rationally assume that would mean I have more worldly experience than the average white supremacist. Considering most don't leave their inbred redneck communities for their entire lives.
But being rational is clearly not high on your priorities when it comes to having an adult conversation.
Ian readin allat, go add to the veteran suicide statistics or do whatever it is that inbred wiggers do when they realize they are worthless to society
And what society do you expect to have if no one risked their lives to protect it moron?
I hate you epitome of innocence being represented with blonde hair I hate you lightness representing goodness I hate you "angelic features" automatically being read as blonde hair and blue eyed with pale skin I hate you whiteness as the default for morality I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
Guess who's being the most annoying on this post
this post isnt about blondes and how its so unfair to them that theyre always viewed as good healthy holy morally upright outstanding people no matter what this post is about racism its about colorism its about white supremacy making people with dark features and skin literally feel evil. this is not about your stupid disney princesses or achilles or your fave anime boys being allowed to be unhinged feral shitty awful people and this sure as hell is not an opportunity for blonde people themselves to show their entire pasty flat asses and beg praise for "breaking the stereotype" by being shitty unhinged people. fandom people you are 192% of the problem. white people in general you are 1,000% the origin of the problem. this site is so unbearably white my GOD
Then leave?
No one has a gun to your head making you come here. If it's such a mental health struggle for you, then leave. You deciding to be here is on you at this point.
A public online space is like the wild West. Those who create and claim a space are just as subject to the loss of that space as any other.
Users don't choose the owners of that space. Or who is brought into it. We are just here for the ride like anyone else. If Tumble is to western white nonsense for you, then leave and make something better for you.
But clearly screaming into the white void isn't doing you any good mentally.
"erm if you donf like experiencing racism when interacting with others on the internet have you considered leaving" ah yes the offline world which famously has no racism.
if your first response to complaints about racism is "get out" then you are a racist
Except my point had nothing to do with racism and everything to do with mental health.
And I didn't say "get out". I SUGGESTED, that they leave a space where they felt frustrated and unwelcome. As we do in any physical space we find ourselves in. Plus Tumblr is not "the internet" so quit being hyperbolic.
I understand that racism is a problem on a lot of platforms, including Tumblr. It being bought by Yahoo and being "Christian-afid" is probably the main culprit.
But again, this is just one site of damn near infinite spaces to talk to people, blog or build a community or to find a community. No one is forced to be here.
Would it be better if the site was more diverse and welcoming for POC, fucking of course! But there is no magic bullet to make that happen.
So, back to my original point, if the stress and frustration of the racism on this site is negatively affecting them, then they should try to find a different space that they feel better about.
That was the only point I was trying to make. I wasn't saying they should get off the Internet, or that they should shut up about racism. Just that it would maybe, be in their self interest to find another platform to socialize on if this one is causing them so much stress.
I don't use 4chan because of all the nonsense on there, so same thing here. Whatever the reason, if the space you are choosing to be in is uncomfortable, then the choice to leave it is also on you.
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What about ANYTHING I said or in my bio says I'm a white supremacist you absolute moron? God forbid someone has both an education AND military service under their belt.
One would rationally assume that would mean I have more worldly experience than the average white supremacist. Considering most don't leave their inbred redneck communities for their entire lives.
But being rational is clearly not high on your priorities when it comes to having an adult conversation.
The American leftist movement is the single biggest political failure of an ideology in modern American history. They did not pass one single piece of progressive legislation in over 26 years. Every single bit of progress was thanks to normie Dems.
Leftists did, however, cost us Roe v. Wade and now the VRA and gave the president complete immunity.
Just the most absolutely WORTHLESS sacks of puss to ever make politics their fandom. Just complete scum, evil to their fucking cores.
Go throw shit at your local leftist organization today.
That's a gross over simplification of what happened but go off I guess.
I mean. The amount of swag you have to have to full-on fall on your ass as a dodge and then just get up and transform like you're a badass is crazy.

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hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"
Are...are these people okay?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Well, Homer is the only one asking the right question so I'm not sure his situation matches the others.