It's Gonna Get A Little Weird

Babe are you okay? You reblogged crystallizedtwilight’s Strangers that live with me forever. again

Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000

Washing ashore must feel good as fuck

i know i’ve talked about this before but it’s really insane when you were passively suicidal for two decades and out of the blue you catch yourself saying shit like “i’ve been trying to eat a lot of fibre because i don’t want to risk colorectal cancer in my 40s” like okay … 40s are part of the plan now?

so many people have inspired me to be nothing like them

*lights a cigar with a match and leans back in my plush leather chair, looking out through the blinds at the city. my fuckin city.*