~~I'LL MAKE YOU LAUGH~~

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       “Yes.” Bruce simply confirms, turning back around once he sees someone is there to give him information on where Selina might be. “Okay–” It’s a hesitant response but he doesn’t see why not, “sure. Who’re you?” he slowly questions, not wanting to sound rude just curious is all.

        “Quinn. Nice ta meet’cha.Jus’ moved here over the summah. Kinda. Anyway, met Selina about a month ago now. She’s been puttin’ me up evah since. Says I remind ‘er of somebody, dunno who though. She talks about’cha all the time.”

❝ You. Always you. ❞ He reassures not missing a beat, leaning back in his seat, arms comfortable resting on the booth’s spine. He refuses to even touch on the subject of Joker.  ❝ Just like every person in this club. ❞

    “Ya so sweet ta me, Eddie. It’s a wondah I don’ ditch that cross-eyed clown for ya.” She sighs playfully, then giggles. “So what can lil ol’ Harley do for ya?”

        ❝ What? I can’t have a little fun too? ❞ He goes to settle his arm on a table, only to recoil at the sight of condition it was in; a disgusting mess.

    “If ya lookin’ fah J, ya juuuuus’ missed him. He got arrested yestahday. I hear they’re transferrin’ ‘im to Ahkham tomorrow mornin’...” Her smile twists into a grin, “Unless.... ya lookin’ fah me.”

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“Wake up! Wake up! It’s just a dream!” “What were you dreaming about…? You were shouting…” “I woke up because you were screaming so loudly.” “Shh– No, no, don’t panic, love. You’re safe now.” “It was so real! I swear! He/she was here!” “I don’t ever want to sleep again. What if– what if I dream about that again?” “If you tell me, it’ll go away. That’s what my mum/dad always told me and it’s never failed me.” “Do you want to go back to sleep, or shall I make you a cup of tea?” “I don’t want to go back to sleep…” “I’m so scared… I can’t stop seeing what I just saw. It was so vivid!” “There’s really nobody here, okay? Do you need me to show you around to prove that to you?” “How do I know I’m not still dreaming? You’re acting really strangely.” “Let’s get you to the shower, you’re covered in sweat.” “There’s really nobody else here.” “You’ve got a really bad fever. That must have caused those weird dreams.” “I don’t even know what a peaceful night’s sleep is like anymore.” “I can’t do this anymore. These nightmares have to stop…” “Shh, it was just a bad dream. Just a dream, okay? None of it was real.” “I can’t go back to sleep after that. I need coffee– no, I need a drink, a stiff one.” “How long have you been having these nightmares?” “I’ve had nightmares all my life, but they’ve been really bad recently.” “You get so worked up before you go to sleep, maybe you should try to relax a bit more. Maybe then you’ll get some rest?” “I’d kill for a peaceful night’s sleep.” “A dream catcher? Honestly? I’m not a child.” “Nothing’s ever helped this. I just need to learn to live with the fact that sleeping will always be a nightmare, literally.” “I’m so tired… but there’s no way I’m going back to sleep after that.”

“I consider myself an even tempered man. It takes a lot to get under my skin, but congratulations, you just won the solid-gold kewpie doll.”

“You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado” “Star in your own horror films..” “Because you look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah.” “Whatever they did to me made me totally indestructible… and completely unfuckable” “Wait! You may be wondering, ‘Why the red suit’? Well, that’s so bad guys can’t see me bleed” “I should’ve come and found you sooner, but the guy under this mask, he ain’t the same one that you remember” “I’ve never said this to anyone before, but don’t swallow!” “I’m touching myself tonight” “You know how they say “cancer” in Spanish?” “There’s no easy way to say this… I’m pregnant, Trevor!” “Wanna get fucked up?” “I also buried 1,600 kilos of cocaine somewhere in the apartment, right next to the cure for blindness.” “that’s because it’s Christmas Day, Dopinder. And I’m after someone on my naughty list” “This is a shameful and reckless use of your powers” “Well, I hate to break it to you, but your forty-eight minutes are up” “Deal! What do we do with the remaining two minutes thirty-seven seconds?” “The time has come to be a fucking superhero” “I bet it’s going to feel really big in that hand later…” “Look away! LOOK AWAY CHILD!” “How can I help you? Besides luring children into a panel van” “so yeah, today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo” “Okay guys, I only have twelve bullets, so you’re all going to have to share!” “Why don’t you do us all a favor and shut the fuck up or I’ll sew your pretty mouth shut” “That’s the shit emoji. You know the turd with the smiling face and the eyes. I thought it was chocolate yogurt for so long.” “One thing that never survive this place is a sense of humor” “COCK-SHOT!” “I hope they blocked pain to your every last nerve ‘cause I'ma go lookin’!” “Tell me where your fucking boss is! Or you’re going to die! In five minutes!” “Yeah, it’s right next to the prostate. Or is that the on switch?” “You big chrome cock-gobbler!” “You’re really gonna fuck this up for me?” “Trust me, that wheezing bag of dick-tips has it coming” “He’s pure evil. Besides… Nobody’s getting hurt” “That guy was already up there when I got here”