OITNB Season 7 trailer and promo recap: in no particular order
The chicken…has somehow made it to max…the fucking chicken lol
Maria is reading a letter. I have no idea what it could possibly say is it from Yadriel? Who knows.
I never thought I would ship these to as hard as I do but I do I really do. I really really do.
I think when it comes to Taystee and Cindy next season it’s going to be all about them rebuilding their friendship. Focusing on trying fix what you can and learning to let go of things that you can’t and Taystee overall getting the justice that she deserves.
Talk about a throwback. We haven’t seen this look since season 1. Alex Vause flashback ladies and gents whoo hoo!
Do I even need to say it? We knew this shot was coming. The angst is on its way. So close and yet so far. Sad to say I feel like this is the extent of the physical contact that these two are going to get (I pray that its not). And may I just say I’m feeling like I’m getting a different more humble and warm energy from Piper this season than I did in the first, she’s definitely matured.
That woman asking Piper if she was allowed to hold a weapon and Piper’s facial expression made me snort lol
My girl Bursett is back and she’s doing hair. I feel like we’re going to get a lot of reunions even some not so wonderful ones and speaking of which:
This is a promo pic not seen in the trailer. Everyone’s favorite hypocritical asshole is back. Bill Chapman is in the building and it looks like Piper’s working for him. I hope she quits and tells him directly to fuck off.
Another promo. I get the feeling that I’m to like Piper’s probation officer, like she’ll be annoying but I think I’m going to like her.
Promo: I like the idea that maybe Piper is sending Alex photos but I’m also getting the feeling that this phone is going to be problematic. Not just because it’s contraband but because if Piper is sending her photos it’s possible that things could be taken out of context or misinterpreted and Alex could end up obsessing.
I think this shot is connected with the shot above somehow and I’m feeling like this scene isn’t going to be as beautiful as it looks or at least the aftermath of it isn’t.
What is going on with McCulluough’s make up?
Alex Vause is an angel who has done nothing wrong her entire life. Look at that smile. Leave it to your best woman to lift your spirits when your wife is away.
I’m definitely looking forward to some Chapman sibling interactions.
In conclusion I don’t really have any huge predictions. I’m ready to just kick back and watch the final season and see what the hell happens. This is it guys this is the end.