Good girls kick ass.

the thing is, stephen king is generally pretty good at creating complex, well-rounded characters, which makes it all the more jarring when one of those characters abruptly comes out with what i'll term a "kingism". i don't know how best to define a kingism other than "you'll know it when you see it". it's the voice of the author intruding on the voice of the character, and in this case the voice of the author has a bad sense of humour and is ravenously, inexplicably horny

And of course the second part of the tragedy, which is: which quadrant did you think you were in vs. which one you were really in

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT MORIARTY AAAAAAAAAA

You've heard of parallel play, now get ready for perpendicular play.

Hot cross buns?

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i have a suggestion

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

idk how anyone can look at how expensive fast food has gotten and think we're doing okay

there used to be a dollar menu. like. one dollar. that was the gimmick. whole wide selection just one solid dollar (only one). and this was in my lifetime. i remember seeing ads for this shit. wha

lowkey kinda hate how all the pride flags are just stripes, can we get some shapes up in here pls

Hell yeah 🤙

Biczechual

i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right