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closetheloops

Absolutely gutted to hear of William Orbit's passing this morning. He got me through huge chunks of the 90s/00s and had a very special place in my heart. Take it easy, brother.

RIP William Orbit 1956-2026

#william orbit #rip #music

you THINK you don't need Stanley Tucci as an assassin-spy-inventor-badass, but that would be incorrect.

#citadel #stanley tucci #bernard orlick

jdramasource

It wasn't you who stole it, right? Then you should act more confidently. The only meaningful thing in court is evidence. There is no evidence that he did it. Ergo, teacher… He is not guilty! That's right! Didn't he just say that he didn't do it?!

You believed in me back then… and you helped me. Because of that trial… I'm here right now.

ACE ATTORNEY 逆転裁判 (2012) dir. Miike Takashi

#ace attorney #currently watching #this movie is so funny

hunnam

Christian Ochoa Lavernia as Jonathan Moreno In the Grey (2026) dir. Guy Ritchie

#Christian Ochoa Lavernia #In the Grey #many hot people in this movie

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IN THE GREY (2026)

#chemistry is great #script is... not #in the grey

Magali Cazo

Unrestrained summer fun

nattousan

* crazy tire-screeching noises*

#whipping shitties

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The (Un)official Tumblr Census 2026

This census was not written by and is not endorsed or sponsored by or affiliated with @staff in any way whatsoever. Your personal data will not be gathered by this census beyond your responses to the polls. Participating in the census is voluntary, but strongly encouraged.

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1. Please select your age

< 18

19-30

31-40

41-50

51-60

60>

Voting ended onAug 5

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2. Where do you live?

North/Central America (Outside the United States)

The United States

South America

Western Europe

Eastern Europe

Middle East/North Africa

Sub-Saharan Africa

North/Central Asia

Indian Subcontinent

East/Southeast Asia

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3. Describe your living situation

Live with parent(s)/guardian(s)

Live with other relative(s)

Live with partner(s)

Live with friend(s)/roommate(s)

Live alone

Homeless/unhoused

Other

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4. Describe your employment status

Unemployed

In part/full time education

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Both working and in education

Self-employed/Freelance

Other

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5. Which religion do you follow?

Agnostic

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Buddhism

Christianity

Hinduism

Islam

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No specific religious beliefs

Other religion(s)

Prefer not to answer/Results

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6. Describe your gender identity

Cis man

Cis woman

Trans man

Trans woman

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Other gender (s)

Prefer not to answer/Results

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7. Describe your sexual identity

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Queer

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Other

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8. Where would you place yourself on the traditional left-right political spectrum?

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9. When did you join Tumblr?

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thehardveneer

My Xennial Internet Warning Sirens always go off when I see polls that gather personal information. Deep in my soul, the online stranger danger message says, "If you answer 3 polls about yourself, then they will deduce your password and drain your bank account."

Gen X Problems.

#hi I'm that old #xennial #Tumblr

sowhatifiliveinfukuoka

Rear Window (1954)

🎬 Alfred Hitchcock

#I think this is my favorite Hitchcock film #rear window

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fuckyeahkitschy2

#gimme

YES!

There was a rally outside the Target Center that pitted those supporting Fever reserve Sophie Cunningham, who told ESPN last week she believed trans athletes should not play against girls, against those with the opposite feeling. Minnesota coach Cheryl Reeve wore a shirt that read, “Trans kids belong,” and had a pregame conversation with Cunningham, who was booed throughout the game.

#cheryl reeve #Minnesota lynx #take that Sophie #trans athletes #trans rights #trans sports #lgbtqia

whaile

late summer / early fall thoughts

#climate

parfannette

🎬 Red Joan, 2018

The true story of a Russian spy who prevented World War III. British intelligence had been chasing her for years, her name became a legend, but we only learned about her feat now, when the secrecy was lifted

#red joan

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o-craven-canto

Alternate timeline in which all Greek and Latin roots are swapped:

catastrophe -> contraverse cephalopod -> capitoped chlorophyll -> viridofolia democracy -> populimpery homicide -> anthropoctony homosexual -> equigamic kilometer -> millimensure interregnum -> mesarchy magnanimous -> megapsychic manuscript -> chirography motorcycle -> ergatorote microscope -> parvovisor oxygen -> acidofex polyamory -> multierasty television -> remotoscope universe -> monostrophe

#monstrophe is upsetting #Apt #since thinking about the size of the universe is also upsetting #linguistics

sleepynegress

Okay... so this is right up my alley. More weird whimsy and quirk in the romance genre... and more jaded suffer-no-fools women, instead of the creepy age-gaps, please and thank you

umber-cinders

I WILL WATCH THE FUCK OUT OF THIS! Monster romance books prepared me for thiissss!

#alexander skarsgard #continues to pick wonderfully wacky roles #olivia colman #wicker #trailer

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